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Single Selfie

That inevitable picture one changes their profile to once they break up with their SO. There are took types. The really obvious "old selfie", which is normally the best photo the person took in the last 2-5 years, meant to show off that they are still hot (and single). Or the "new selfie" which is obviously taken quickly to replace a profile picture that features the person who they just broke up with.
"I didn't know Zack wasn't dating Mara anymore till I saw his single selfie. That picture is so old."
"Why did Sam take such a bad random photo for his profile...*checks status, finds he just dramatically broken up with his boyfriend*, oh it's his Single Selfie"
by NeroBrigg February 20, 2017
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single

single is a thing that means not married and not have boyfriend or girlfriend
hi are you married no i am not married i am single
by Elle taylor December 1, 2020
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Single Pringle

When you're single and ok w it because your perfect alone
Tina: Dave are you ever gonna find a girlfriend?
Dave: Nah imma Single Pringle
by female woman January 11, 2023
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single stat mispice

someone who is tryna pick up random hoes on myspace.com
Lurt is a single stat mispice therefore is a V-Club Lifer
by eddie the man held July 9, 2007
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Single fish eye

As you're doing your female companion from behind and lick your thumb to jam it up her ass and she gives your the single eye look when she turns her head.
"Man jim, I was fucking Becky and she gave me the old single fish eye"
by Big popeye March 6, 2018
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Single directional innocent whore complex

A person who is always trying to look and act in a sexually attractive to someone, but never realizes when the other person is playing along.
Girl 1: Ugh! He clearly wants to have sex with me, but never takes my hints

Girl 2: He clearly has Single directional innocent whore complex !
by Valentinowry February 19, 2022
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Single as a pringle

They are dating and single. They are the pringle that is the hardest one to get at the bottom of the can, unless you turn the can upside down.
I'm as Single as a Pringle.
by Carbikeperson June 6, 2022
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