Lag Monster

When a website that is content heavy and has an extended load time above normal loading rates, it is considered to be that of a lag monster.

Henretta tried to claim the free crypto on the website, but it was such a lag monster that she ended up just using the online mining link instead.

by DaBlockchainPet April 8, 2022

Penis Lag

When your penis becomes erect a considerable amount of time after being in a sexual or semi sexual situation

I saw a really hot chick at the bakery, but I had some mad penis lag, and didn't get a boner until I was down the block!

by jfitty359 August 30, 2019

Abby Lag

When exiting a game and Abby's WIFI takes a shit.

"THIS IS WHY I HAT....." this is Abby Lag

by 1123xx March 11, 2023

Lag

A huge drop is frame rates or just insanely high ping.

IM LAGGING- A 7 year old

by Your average user June 2, 2024

Shit lag

When you need to shit but nothing comes out and then it comes back to haunt you 10 minutes later

Sorry bro I need to leave, I got Shit lag in the bathroom and I swear it’s coming back now and it’s HUGE!

by happycaptain February 2, 2024

Lag

An excuse by Filipino ML players when they get killed because of their dumb gameplay.

Pharsa: Pre ayusin mo naman ang laro mo, bobo ka.

Zilong: Sorry lag kasi ako, 150ms ping ko kaya namatay ako.

Pharsa: Palusot ka pa, tangina mo.

by AnMLPlayer January 26, 2021

Lag

Lag is a word that you can use when you feel confused or overwhelmed or when you hear or see something wired or awkward .

someone: omg jen cheated on her gf !
me: i feel *lag*
maya mlglga
shaden mlglg
mai mlglga

by afuckingbingbigcow December 4, 2021