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boat woman

a woman that dedicates her life to living in a boat and doing boat things.
"god i want to be a boat woman so bad"
by alien connoisseur January 14, 2021
mugGet the boat womanmug.

Boat Oar

Dude, do you see that girl surrounded by 17 guys?
Yeah, man.
She's totally a boat oar.
by XBubbaBossX September 4, 2011
mugGet the Boat Oarmug.

fly the boat

the point of intoxication in which ur mind feels no longer attached to ur body.
hey, would you like to fly the boat? (would u like to get extremely high)
mugGet the fly the boatmug.

boat prop

When a man named gene get on a large man's schween and spins for joy
Ryan gave gene the boat prop
by The leger February 18, 2016
mugGet the boat propmug.

to Jon-boat

1. The act of discrediting a political opponent, regardless of military service record, by making truthful, searing claims about his/her character and past actions.

2. Battering by a shallow-draft, flat-bottomed boat with three bench seats.

Origins: The capitalized J distinguishes this from the jon boat (n.) and is a reference to both Jonathan Swift and Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz), but not John Kerry, as he spells his John with an 'h'. See, also, swiftboat and jon boat.
Did you watch him just Jon-boat President Bone-spurs on the Late Night Show without even mentioning his small hands?

Sometimes there is a need to Jon-boat orange and yellow men before they get too comfortable in their jackboots.
by PoorRicardo June 29, 2018
mugGet the to Jon-boatmug.

Salted Boat

A female who has an abundance of sex. i.e non virgin.
"Heather always has seamen on her boat. Her boat is totally salted."

A guy referring to a girl: "You could tell that girl has tons of experience. She definitely has a salted boat."
by Heather and Caitlin January 19, 2011
mugGet the Salted Boatmug.

Front Of The Boat

1) The moment in which a person is so emotionally overwhelmed by an event, that they believe they are the central focus of that precise moment, disregarding their surroundings and sometimes gesticulating wildly, akin to Rose standing with Jack at the ship's bow in the 1997 film "Titanic".

2) Acting like a spastic.
"Man, that guy at the gig last night where the tables are? Singing and waving his f**king arms about? He must have thought he was at the front of the boat. Jesus.
by SimonSaysDoThis August 30, 2013
mugGet the Front Of The Boatmug.

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