You're a bottom's bitch. 

You are a HUGE bottom and nobody can say otherwise. Like seriously how are you a bottom's bitch? HUGE BOTTOM. (not bunk-beds)

"IM NOT A BOTTOM!" "Kid..you're not just a bottom...you're a bottom's bitch."

You're a bottom's bitch. by emoassgayassizaaaa May 25, 2022

You’re funny 

When a man is talking to women who's caught starting at his crotch, makes jokes that are funny, says something that could be interpreted as sexual, when a women leaves themselves open for a joke that could be sexual, but instead of making the joke the man will say you're funny to not make anything awkward.

Another way to give women face while still being able to be a man.

Women: casually talking to a man than looks at his crotch
Man: notices; “you're funny”

Women: “My wrist hurt from all the work load this week.”
Man: “You’re funny” example {inner thoughts} (stop flicking your bean so much)

Women: “ My throat is sore. I can barely swallow.”
Man: “you're funny.”

Women: (makes any joke)
Man: You’re funny.

You’re funny by Aphrodose August 5, 2022

you're just jealous 

1. A funny way to reply to a quirky or not to offending roast when you're joking around with your friends
2. comeback when someone roasts you or calls you names or is simply making fun of you

3. simple way and funny to shut people up in an argument or when you're messing around with your friends

girl 1; "you're gay"
girl 2; "you're just jealous"
girl 3: LMAOO

boy: why have you dressed up like you're going to a wedding? we're gonna buy groceries dawg
girl: " you're just jealous"

you're just jealous by Elena_ December 24, 2022

You're right hand comes off? 

When capcom makes a joke, but with the wrong "your".

Salazar: "I've sent my right hand to dispose of you."
Leon: "You're right hand comes off?"

You're right hand comes off? by Anonimity7 March 27, 2023

You're killing me smalls

Making to many requests all at the same time.

Boss "Please quote all of these items by end of the day" Employee " You're killing me smalls !"

You're killing me smalls by Processor Pro March 29, 2023

You're Blue! 

It is an inside joke me and my friends made back then. When someone told us that it is alright to join him in his game but his status is "blue" (meaning he is online but not in a game), we often say that phrase stating that he is lying.

guy1: Yo bros! Join my game! THis looks epic!
guy2: BRO YOU'RE BLUE! STOP CAPPING

You're Blue! by Blackpenguin April 29, 2023

You're a condom 

Means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like trash. Typically Its used as a roast or burn on someone.

Man 1: You know what man.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: You're a condom!
Man 2: What the hell does that even mean dude?
Man 1: It means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like a piece of trash.
Man 2: I'm dead weak that's a hella good roast man.
Man 1: I know right who should I use it next lmao.

You're a condom by Mourn-Blade-420 July 2, 2023