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mr wolf

mr wolf (dark web game i made up <3)

mr wolf is a game played by people across the dark web but it actually takes place IRL usually in dark forests at night. it is based on a children's game called what's the time mr wolf. for the game (what's the time mr wolf) there are multiple players but one wolf. the players all stand on one line while the wolf is on the over side turned away from the players. the players say whats the time mr wolf and the wolf says numbers on an analogue clock -e.g. 1 o'clock- and thats how much steps the players have to take. this carries on until the players get close enough to the wolf that the wolf turns around and chases them down. the last person standing wins. now for MR WOLF. mr wolf is basically the same until the chasing part. the wolf has to try and kill any players last one standing wins a cash prize. the game ends a sun rise so technically the wolf can kill all of them and technically they have only won if its day. if no one dies or there is a double winner they all get money.

remember i made this game up so dont start coming at me <3
he played mr wolf
by modern-day Shakespeare February 23, 2023
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Illuminated Wolf

A Discord Admin that never talks in his own server other than the off chance that you spot him in the occasional VC.
"Yo have yo seen that Illuminated Wolf?"

"Nah fam squad he's like Siberian tiger, you never see him"
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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wolf mountain

a club of 2 or more mountain bikers who regularly slap penises and have bitch fights to establish their Wolf pack.
a new rider joined Wolf mountain today.
by philistine March 4, 2015
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Wolf Milk

Guy 1: bro I just blasted wolf milk all over my bedsheets
Guy 2: Then go clean it you dumb fuck
by Broccoli bobbin October 20, 2020
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Wolf-Swan

An old shitbox car, that is driven by a hot person.
The ultimate symbolism, that there is more to life than keeping up with the latest model car.

Origin: Wolf Strong, courageous, fierce, ferocious, lone wolf, leader, alpha, rugged

Swan Delicate, graceful, smooth. elegant, majestic
Wow , that chick is sooooo damn hot, and I respect the Wolf-Swan she is driving.
by Digity111 December 20, 2016
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Wolf eyes

A rare, randomly occuring eye mutation that occurs in 1 /10,000 people throughout the world. Typically refered to as Amber eyes, the iris is a golden color and ranges from a dark amber to a bright yellow. Few people have seen a person with wolf eyes and are found to be more common in animals than humans, hence the name "wolf eyes"
He looked in my direction. His wolf eyes made him appear more animal than human. I can only imagine what he was thinking...
by 6414689 June 29, 2021
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Wolf Winds

Winds that are blowing very strong and make whistling, howling, and growling noises.
Did you hear the Wolf Winds today?
The Wolf Winds are my constant companions.
by Cyn6369 November 24, 2021
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