Wizards Sleeving

To be caught knuckles deep fingering your own arse while in the bath tub.

Daniel was caught 'wizards sleeving' by his Wife earlier today, don't shake his hand.

by Hung Lo 69 August 31, 2022

Wizard California

Wiz Khalifa's full name.

Did you know Wiz Khalifa is short for "Wizard California???"

by Rockwell "Fatcock" Rogers March 29, 2023

Witwally

A Fortnite Kids response to every/anything. Even in use in the middle of a sentence.

I'm witwally cracked a Fortnite, witwally.

by ZEPHLuck September 16, 2023

Dreng-witz

A term used to describe any argument in where words and phrases deemed as "witty" are constantly being refuted by any persons desrcibed as a Dooly. In all cases of a "Dreng-witz," thus person as noted will always be in a position to lose the arguement.

For nearly an hour, Moos and I were in a straight-up Dreng-witz about movies, and he was always right.

In this case, "Moos" is concidered a "Dooly". See Dooly.

by INevrLose August 2, 2009

Pure Wizard

1) The name of a superhero although said name will never be awesome as "Cheerful Black Corporal".

2) Something to say when something awesome happens or to describe an awesome object.

3) A phrase found by two amazing, wonderful, magnificent people who have too much spare time.

1)"Yo bled when he did that back flip it was like pure wizard!"
2) "I ate ten thousand oreos. They were pure wizard"

by oreosarethefoodofgods July 26, 2010

Legendary Wizardry

Legendary Wizardry is a common spell used by Emeritus Professors to keep their students in place for a long period of time. Once the student maintains eye contact with the Emeritus Professor for longer than five seconds, the Emeritus professor will cast his/her Legendary Wizardry by delivering an overwhelming abundance of information to the student, locking them in place until the professor feels tired or hungry; this could last many hours. An attempt to break the spell of Legendary Wizardry on the students behalf without reason is not usually common as the encounters are typically random and/or at a time when the student is already spending time trying to find information. To do so could result in the Emeritus Professor being frustrated which will lead to poor grades for the student, a bad reference, and/or scary nightmares every night until death. Hence, escape without reason is bad for the student. The interruption of Legendary Wizardry is possible if the student lies their way out of it so they can be elsewhere. While coherent from an Emeritus Professor POV, this outcome is unsustainable in the long run. Since the encounters are typically random, the student may feel hit with Legendary Wizardry more times than they think, and lying over time will have the effect of losing credibility with the Emeritus Professor; the result will be the same as if the student breaks the spell without reason.

Kevin - Joe, why were you taking with the professor for 3 hours?
Joe - Sorry, he was using his Legendary Wizardry.

by bingowings20 April 26, 2013

Zipped wizard

A male who thinks that he is a wizard but he isn't because he always gets his male genitalia caught in his zipper.

Austin: Dude I'm such a wizard.
Anthony: Nah son you got so many zipper marks on your junk which makes you a zipped wizard.

by DrDerpenheimer July 29, 2014