cock witch

Somebody who can’t keep a dick outta their vigana.

Stop being a cock witch

by Cock witch April 29, 2020

Scarlet Witch Era

The point in your life where you've been pushed around by people and by life well past your limit, so you decide that enough is enough, you're going to focus on yourself and your goals, give people the same energy they give you, and you no longer care if you become or be looked at as the villain. This usually happens well after you've tried to be reasonable. You can go in and out of this era, but this era is usually an intense one.

Named after Wanda Maximoff's arc in Multiverse of Madness.

Concept created by @brenttheleprechaun on TikTok.

Nat: Hey, what happened to Lydia? She was so sweet and kind. Now she's acting like a villain.
Bruce: Oh, you didn't know? She's in her Scarlet Witch Era now.
Nat: What was the last straw?

Bruce: Who knows? But she told me she's been reasonable for long enough.

by infinitygauntletwitch August 13, 2022

salami witch

talula when she plays w ur whole salami (salami #6 specifically)

talula: I was tried in the salami witch trials
me: damn that’s crazy

by talula johnson June 27, 2021

the witching hour

Period associated with macabre moments, that occurs hours before dawn. Between 00:00 (zero o'clock) until 03:59 (fifty-nine past three). However, this period is more connected between 03:00 (three o'clock) until 03:59 (fifty-nine past three).

The witching hour.

by Ççññççññççññ July 29, 2025

Buttsup, witches

A fresh take on “what’s up, bitches?” Also awesome because it implies directing females to direct their derrières skyward.

Additionally awesome ‘cause you can roll this out every single Halloween for the rest of your days.

“Buttsup, witches? Are we going to drink tonight or what?”

by Suggahdiq October 19, 2023

Becoming a Witch

The cost of realizing that you’re stupid... so stupid. Technically a Madoka Magica reference.

“Oh god she’s Becoming a Witch! And she was a-head of the game, too...”

by TealCross October 17, 2019

Jizz witch

A female with an unnatural likeness to sperm. Usually to the level of collecting seimen in a jar to cast a spell on the man who unloaded the load. Much like a voodoo doll.

Eevee had sex and took the cum shot in a jar. From that moment on she is known as JW; aka the Jizz witch

by Dapusha April 6, 2019