witch grasp

When your mother grabs you by your shoulder. Typically feels scary or uncomfortable. Feels like there are bones latched onto your shoulder. Sometimes, you roll your shoulders to ignore the feeling.
“My mom scared me so bad when she witch-grasped me!” Witch Grasp- Being held by your shoulder by your mom.
by Ohaflufball February 26, 2023
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Josue The Wrong Witch

When people say that someone has been hexed by the baddest version of Josue the Witch.
You done messed with the wrong witch.
You done messed with Josue The Wrong witch.
by Funsizepapi August 23, 2023
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Be Witch

Be Witch a nature-pantheism oriented religion, including history and craft derived from pre-Christian religious beliefs. Using time honored teachings in choosing a path, by knowing and learning the way. Those who deem themselves 'Witch' dedicate their energies to being within the magic of learning the use of herbs, healing therapies, crystals and stones, cauldron classes, physical and mental focus, following the seasons and astrological changes.

The tenet of this religion is known and lived by with great respect: What is sent out in deed, word and thought, shall return threefold. And so it is. *Founded in Pennsylvania by a Grey Witch.
No restrictions on gender or additional beliefs, for each have their own path to walk and all learn their own way.

There Are 3 Main Paths* known to be tread in learning:
Green - Natural learning of herbs, crystals, healings and protections.
Grey - Spiritual learning of connections to all, living, past, present, energies.
Black - Ancestral learning of familial teachings, known only through private lesson. Kept in the dark.
Many Witch may tread all three and then return to one path and become.

*Note on paths - White path not included as that is a different religion (Wicca).
My path is grey, for I Be Witch.

Be Witch is where I walk the green path.
My religion is Be Witch, and I have walked every path to create my own.
by kendracrows December 24, 2023
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Cinnamon Witch

Upgraded sugar baby.
by Cinnamon witchbitch September 26, 2021
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Black witch with wicks

Retired Air Force woman from Homestead FL. Social Worker for DCF state of Florida, abuser, scammer, con artist, unhealthy, lazy, judgemental, mentally unstable eater of pork, single, immoral, complacent, aggravating, know it all, kneedy, evil, aggressive, molester, child abuser, violent, irritating, annoying, liar, nosey, and hostile. Unclean liver of life and corruption of good honorable moralistic behavior. Lies to the courts in order to obtain her benefits as from the Military but is no longer even involved. Terrible child care giver and care giver in general.
Black witch with wicks Jackie is crazy, she has always been a black witch pretending to be a nice Christian. She is nothing but a black salem witch SELL OUT. Her poor family thought so highly of her to just be a mean black witch using social securities to live a life of just for her.
by Nowherenearyouinthislifeoneart February 10, 2023
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Kiss the Witch

Slang within gay circles, namely religious priest who are trying to hide their homosexuality, that refers to kissing the underside of a circumcised penis. The term is used as code for beginning a "blow job" to relieve sexual tensions. Mockery of the matter is the penis head circumcized looks like a witch with a hat. This is purported to be the slang used by ghost gay leaders within the Catholic Church and has been considered "odd" and peculiar by Talk Show Host Raymond Arroyo. It is code given the dispute as to whether Sodomy is sin or whether modern science has proven sexuality transcends natural law.
"Let me heal you with my mouth and kiss the witch". Just calm down and let someone kiss the witch.
by Templar Knight of Light October 20, 2023
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A witch and her cat

A sick podcast on spotify about Harry Potter

(on patreon and buzzsprout too)
:)
smart person; hey did you listen to that last episode of A Witch And Her Cat

other smart human; ofc i’m not an idiot
by bruh ur mom December 09, 2021
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