Winking in the dark

When you're desperate for a poo, but there aren't any lavatories available/nearby.

Margaret: "What's that smell?"

Geoffrey: "Sorry love, I'm winking in the dark after last night's Madras"

by matticu5 June 1, 2016

wink job

an sex act in which an individual removes his or her glass eye and allows the resulting orifice to be used as a pleasure orifice for another individual's penis.

My life's dream has been to receive a wink job from Sandy Duncan.

by Rocky Rococo May 29, 2020

to wink

In gozo porno business "to wink" means to rhytmically contract the muscle of the anus, thereby opening and closing it.

"winky wink" Dick said. She had to wink in front of the camera.

by sachsenpaule April 28, 2010

Tiny Winka

What a British guy has

Spencer: hey Alain

Alain: ya
Spencer: tiny Winka! Get a mouth full what go's in comes out

Alain: Spencer don't describes stuff in your pants

by Alain Flores August 28, 2016

Finkle Winkle

a word used to describe an annoying person.

they're such a finkle winkle.

by tipS.4 April 5, 2018

wink

I only know this term in reference to someone's living mate - it describes an asshole roomate.

I'm getting a new roomate this year, I hope he's not a Wink.

by The Other Asshole March 30, 2004

wink

A nicer word to use around your girlfriend, rather than 'wank'.

I winked her up so much last night.

Lets wink off now!

I'm up for a fuckin wink.

by Shoe McShoe April 8, 2004