suck wind

1. To gasp for air following physical exertion.

2. What Rosie O'Donnell and Oprah do when the elevator is out of order.

The fat mofo had to suck wind after chasing down the ice cream truck.

by B-rad November 16, 2004

Lady_Wind

1) that so desirable a creature which could entrance and break my heart all with not even a word spoken.

Don't I wish I could...but she's just not an option. I love you Courtney.

by |_-malevolence-_| July 1, 2003

mud instead of wind

What you get when you think your fart is gonna be air but instead its mud. its a 50/50 gamble.

I tought I was gonna rip a nice fart but i actually shit my pants.
Ah my friend, you got mud instead of wind.

by kidlou December 26, 2010

Gone with the Wind

When you fart so hard the smell makes you pass out.

After he ate the triple bean chili.. he was gone with the wind.

by kelso_23 February 23, 2019

Arabian Sun-goggles in the wind

To hold someone down and place your balls in their eye sockets, you then proceed to fart in the recipients mouth. Arabian sun-goggles in the wind!

I built a tiny house and gave that dude a rough time with my arabian sun-goggles in the wind.

by kylo nipples February 8, 2007

Second Wind

The spontaneous diarrhoea which always occurs after you've spent the past 20 minutes scrubbing the skid stains out your under garments. If your less educated: a wet fart

Isn't your grandma fabulous twerking, it looks like she's got her second wind.

by H:moon April 4, 2015

piss in the wind

An alternative way to sing the Bob Seeger song "Against the Wind", especially if it's 3:00 a.m., and you're drunk.

Piss in the wind, keep pissing into the wind.

by MRT3 July 2, 2009