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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.
Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025
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Welcome to Washington

1. A phrase you say to justify conniving, cutthroat actions made by yourself or others.
2. How one would say, "this always happens here" in Washington DC.
1. John: "Wow, I can't believe she dated me just to get my connections at the Pentagon."
Sarah: "Welcome to Washington."
2. Visiting friend: "Sorry I'm late. There was a protest in front of the White House which backed up traffic all the way to the beltway."
Friend: "Welcome to Washington"
by F.Underwood December 22, 2015
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Washington Wall

In Washington state there is a moving wall that form will from moving vehicles on any roadway in Washington call "The Washington Wall"

When you are driving on the road in come up to a wall of cars not moving over to the right for faster moving traffic you have found one of the many Washington Wall form for that day. They are somewhat like the weather. It can come out of no where and go away just as fast.

Sometime it might just look like some friendly Tesla and Prius drivers waving to each other on the road but in fact you are at a Washington Wall.

Do you not like to have people pass you on the right? You might be part of the Washington Wall.

Do you drive with cars on either side of you at the same time? Stop it! That is how the Washington Wall is created!

Moving walls are not safe, please don't contribute to the Washington Wall!

The Washington Wall can also happen in other states but it originated in the PNW. The Wall is slowly moving outwards to other states. Drive Safe!
No sure if we'll be able to get to the speed limit today on the road, it looks like another Washington Wall in front of us.

If we are lucky maybe one of these tesla drivers will get behind the car next to them going the same speed so other people can pass on the left so we can get past this Washington Wall.
by Pyxelpusher September 12, 2022
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chimacum washington

complete ass. highschool is ass. elementary is ass. never teach us shit. mr gusher
by ass eater 6996 April 2, 2022
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California, Hawaii, Oregon and Washington

The worst states. I’m sorry but they are bad. I’m a Cajun and have no use for these people.

(Don’t worry, there are lots of things out there in this world with Suck.)
California, Hawaii, Oregon and Washington are full of morons
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 21, 2020
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George Washington

When an American surprise fucks a British person in the ass, on Christmas Eve
Man I visited my girlfriend in England over Christmas and I couldn’t help it and gave her the George Washington
by A.Graf August 2, 2023
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Washington Sheriffs

New nfl football team name. We salute our sheriffs because they are strong. No one wants to be a sheriff in any city especially Washington. #UrbanWay #2020 #IYKYK
Washington Sheriff’s playin tonight cuz? Nah mane birds playing. Iykyk

The name of the future Washington football team is the Washington Sheriffs
by Cah Million December 21, 2021
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