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waiting for the bus relationship

A relationship that someone says will last forever, but it lasts the equivalent to saying that the bus is taking forever, but it has only been about 10 minutes.
Person 1: How long do you think we'll be together?
Person 2: Forever.
Person 1: Until we die forever or not really forever?
Person 2: Oh, I thought that this was a waiting for the bus relationship.
by Skiddle567 January 3, 2008
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Becky Waites

my god that tentacled mass it moving towards us. must by Becky Waites
by jesus555555 May 6, 2010
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Waitressing

The act of asking an individual (the diner) to "place an order" of a certain type of canned or jarred food and then inserting that can or jar into the diner's orifice for the purpose of sexual pleasure. The waitress then pronounces that, "dinner is served."

When being waited upon, it is proper etiquette to tip the waitress. The waitress should provide the diner with an after-dinner mint or beverage.
Girl: "I'd LOVE waitressing. Waitress me, baby."
Guy: "Dinner is served."
by OddsBodkins November 22, 2011
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Waiting room

The zone between the friendzone and the getting some zone. Where if the girl is ready you’re the go to guy.
Guy 1: Dude are you getting some or getting friend zoned

Guy 2: No man I’m in the waiting room, when she’s ready I’m first in line
by SpicyBlackKid May 7, 2020
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waiteville

the best Place to go 4 wheelin; burn some trails at Hidden Vally Farm. Population 11: Gary Chris Bruce Kevin tracy kellie clara paula gary mary ann mr. kessinger
" Mr. Surface who put them there deer feeders up on heel yonder"
by big white truck wanter February 27, 2005
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Accident waiting to happen

The politically correct way of inferring that a particular person needs to 'accidentally' fly down several flights of stairs or by unfortunate circumstance wind up with a rusty teaspoon in their temporal lobe.
Guy1: Lamb of God suck man!
Guy2:... why?
Guy1: They're too popular now
Guy2: Ahhhh I see, you're an accident waiting to happen aren't you?
by Brutal_Softy December 30, 2009
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Waiterme

This term is used exclusively by members of an elite group of extremely intelligent, precious and endearing three year olds. Thus far, the group includes only one member. The term is used (in speaking) at the end of an otherwise logical and well thought out statement or question. The term serves two purposes; to signal the conclusion of the statement or question, and to satisfy a craving the speaker has to include an additional word as a personal trademark or branding upon the statement or question.
Stanger, I want some Strawberry Ooo-Woo Waiterme Waiterminute, Yesterday Peas?
by Cronky's Girl December 26, 2008
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