waikikamukau

A colloquialism used in New Zealand for any tiny town that's ages away from everything. Similar to Australian terms like "out in the wops". Spelt "Waikikamukau to look like a Māori word, it's pronounced "why-kick-a-moo-cow".

Person One: "Hey man, I have no idea where I am. There's not even a public loo."

Person Two: "Waikikamukau, probably. Find the pub and you'll be sweet."

waikikamukau by kiwikidweetbixkid May 29, 2016

Waifu-knife-you

Killing someone with your waifu

I'll Waifu-knife-you dead!

Waifu-knife-you by SnowCrew October 20, 2018

Wait does my crush like me?? 

No. Get the fuck out of here if you think that. If you say that, you will be struck by an arrow that says, FUCK OFF and you get smited to hell in under a second. Dont ever question it.

Bruce: Wait does my crush like me??
Jenna: HEY LUCIFER! GO FUCKING SHOOT THIS FUCKTARD WITH THE ARROW

Wait does my crush like me?? by Boomfuckalacka November 17, 2019

A Hippie Wait 

the result of uncoordiation caused by a collective of hippies relying upon eachother to motivate to complete a common goal.

"what's up? are you coming over or what?"
"yea, but i'm locked in a hippie wait. My bro is sleeping, and his friend was gonna give us a ride up the ridge."

Hippie A (whom has to work tomorrow) is the designated driver for Hippie B.
Hippie B needs a ride to a marijuana manicuring (trim job) job A.
But Hippie A and Hippie B are waiting on Hippie C to meet at rendezvous point, where Hippie C is to recieve instructions on how to maintain Marijuana Grow Scene of hippie of
Hippie D. But Hippie C is waiting on her ride from sleeping Hippie D.

and so on and so on and so on...

A Hippie Wait by Sylvijah April 22, 2008

stop sign waiver 

When some person waives his right-of-way at a four-way stop by waving at the other driver to go ahead.

Jim: "Look at that idiot; he has the right-of-way, but he's waving at me to go ahead."
Bob: "He's just being polite."
Jim: "He's not being polite. He's probably so stupid he doesn't know he has the right-of-way! He is a a stop sign waiver."

stop sign waiver by JRSchwartz November 3, 2009

Waifu 

Weeaboo for "wife". Don't say this word ever, please.

Mai waifu ^___^

^ Faggotry.

Waifu by Connor Kelley June 17, 2008

Penny Waitress 

1. Cheep floozy
2. Inexpensive harlot
3. A dime store whore

That girl on the street corner is a penny waitress

Penny Waitress by Twisted Loonies September 29, 2008