Whacking it

to masturbate aggressively without stopping until you are finished.

where is tom?
i think he's whacking it in the bathroom.

by Fergieferg July 12, 2009

Wheelchair Virgin

Internet meme first started by user MathBoy 8 months ago to insult people as a way of trolling internet virgins.

Troll: I get my dick sucked everyday and smoke weed. Mathboy: Shut up wheelchair virgin.

by MathBoy December 16, 2012

Why the face

Ty Burrell's character Phil Dunphy thinks that wtf means this

"I'm a hip dad. I text. Lol: laugh out loud, omg: oh my god, wtf: why the face?"

by Andrea The Awesome April 22, 2014

whom'st'd've'lv'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'es

adverb
1. contraction of: in the manner that one, whom it is, would have, wherein there are many instances in which it was not that you are not, and such a manner applies the quality of belonging to all such instances

PERSON A: Man, I've been thinking alot about the work that psychologists do: helping people overcome feelings of weakness and insecurity. What would you say - supposing you were a mental health professional - if I told you I felt defined by all the times in my life when I wasn't the strong person I want to be? How would you respond?
PERSON B: Hmm. Good question. I suppose whom'st'd've'lv'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'es. But I don't think that aline is enough.
PERSON A: Word.

by nmsoop_lightbutter May 2, 2018

White Wolf

A person who is righteous and fights against evil ''bully'' in many ways. A white wolf is someone who has analytic morals and beliefs to justice. Although this personality is not common to those days.

Gangs are scared of him. He is a white wolf.
White wolf protected this poor kid who was getting bullied.
In the army we would call him white wolf.

by RioVioDio October 18, 2018

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Dude1:I need your help! Can you come here?
Dude2:Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes
Dude1: Alright, hurry up then come over here.
Dude2:I can't find them.
Dude1:What do you mean you can't find them?
Dude2:I can't find them. There's only soup.
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's only soup"?
Dude2:It mean there's only soup.
Dude1:Well get out of the soup aisle!
Dude2:Alright, you don't have to shout at me (move to the next aisle) There's more soup!
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's more soup"?!
Dude2:There's just more soup!
Dude1:Go into the next aisle!
Dude2:(move to the next aisle) There's still soup!
Dude1:Where are you right now?!
Dude2:I'm at soup!
Dude1:WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?
Dude2:I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
Dude1:WHAT'S STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Dude2:I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!

Dude1: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Dude2: F*** YOOUUUU!!!!

by BigStupidIdiot May 14, 2021

Ay, bee, see, dee, e, ef, gee, aitch, eye, jay, kay, el, em, en, oh, pee, que, ar, es, tee, you, vee, double you, ex why, zed.

when your so bored you wonder how you spell each letter of the alphabet.

"hmm I wonder how to say each letter in the alphabet"
"I know

Ay, bee, see, dee, e, ef, gee, aitch, eye, jay, kay, el, em, en, oh, pee, que, ar, es, tee, you, vee, double you, ex why, zed."

by boooooooooooooored June 1, 2021