Gossip Vagina

A phenomenon that makes you feel empty unless you fill it with satisfaction by spreading sweet sweet gossip.

Jamie: I need to spread some gossip, my gossip vagina is gagging for it!
Stacey: Same I just feel so empty I need to be satisfied by some juicy gossip.

by the scarlet pimpernel on your. May 17, 2011

Vagina Fingers

The product of when an aroused woman places her hand in her pants and later inserts her vaginally lubricated fingers into the mouth of her male partner.

Woman: Here taste my vagina fingers. That's how you know you're doing a GOOD job! YEAHRARAAHHHH
Unsuspecting Male: (laughing) What the hell?

by CDSmooth March 30, 2011

Designa Vagina

This is a vagina that has undergone plastic surgery to be made tighter.

I banged this girl from Beverly Hills and that shit was TIGHT! She had some designa vagina!

by DustOne March 25, 2009

vagina crumpet

(Noun) 1. The hot sweet labia of the vagina of a hot woman. Each vagina has two vagina crumpets, which may be served on a platter or with various buttered sauces.

2. A gathering of hot women in a public area in close proximity, which seem to be unwary and easily obtainable by use of a net or blunt object.

1. You can easily slide into a nice pair of buttered up vagina crumpets....with your cock
2. Those vagina crumpets look tasty.
3.So many vagina crumpets will starve now that the CL ES section is gone.

by the crumpet baker May 28, 2009

vagina diving

the art of standing in front of a seated woman, and just burying your face into her vagina.

"...and that puts Jim in the lead by two points in the Vagina Diving competition!"

by Hobs April 17, 2003

vagina monster

1. A fat, wrinkly, saggy, old vagina.
2. Disformed vagina.
2. A diss

sally - shut up you ugly disgusting vagina monster!

by remah August 22, 2006

vibrating vagina

The act of inserting a vibrator into a woman’s ass then having vaginal sex. Due to the close proximity of the vibrator and the male organ the result is a vagina that vibrates like an adult novelty toy. The most common vibrator for this act is an Easter egg with variable speed remote control. Performed as part of a specific series of acts it is known as a vegetarian delight.

When things get a little dull I like to break out the vibrating vagina for fun.

by 141 Colony July 20, 2008