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Unicorn Mail

A random act of kindness sent by mail. Essentially a gift/token of appreciation/pick me up/treat received from a friend for no reason at all. Simply to put a smile on their face.
I received some unicorn mail today.
by veronika23 May 3, 2018
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Unicorn giggles

A mildy inappropriatene term for Sinclair’s minesqule Dick
Paige told kodie about the unicorn giggles she sucked last night
by Bootykicker.com January 6, 2018
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Generous Unicorn

The act of a man wearing a strap on dildo on his forehead, as if to appear like a unicorn, laying on his back, while another man inserts the dildo into his ass and rides it, while being ridden the man on his back gives the dildo rider a hand job, and tongues his balls as they drop on his mouth during the dildo ride, and also jerks himself off during the entire process. Once both parties ejaculate, they mix the cum together and then the unicorn (man with dildo on head) swallows their combined loads.
Did u hear that nick gave dave a generous unicorn last night?
by Stinky Wesson June 10, 2021
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Unicorn Crush

When you have a crush on someone that you know you have zero chance with, like your hot teacher, or a celebrity, or your best friend’s mom. It’s called a Unicorn crush because, like unicorns, it’s not real, but it’s something everyone knows about and understands.
Oh my gosh, I have a huge crush on our new teacher.”
“It’s just a unicorn crush, calm down.”
by Got.Any.Grapes? April 2, 2022
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The Surprise Unicorn

A sex move in which you’re fucking a girl from behind while you’re licking an ice cream cone. At the moment of climax, you turn the cone upside down and stick it on her forehead while she moans. The move resembles a neighing unicorn.
“Bro, you should’ve seen her face when I hit her with The Surprise Unicorn. It was priceless.”
by AidanTheHill123 July 25, 2023
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Not feeling the unicorn.

General unhappiness. A feeling that something is not quite right.
"I don't know what's wrong with me today. I'm totally not feeling the unicorn."
by Much ado December 2, 2016
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unicorn shower

A golden shower but with horses and not people
I had a fun time at the farm doing a unicorn shower
by Horsecxxcxk February 10, 2022
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