Code word some people use to refer to talking or spending time with their toxic relatives on Thanksgiving and having uncomfortable and inappropriate conversations that leave a bad taste in the mouth.
Person 1: "Did you go back home for Thanksgiving?"
Person 2: "No, but my problematic mother and estranged sister called me three days after the holiday, put me on speaker so grandma could hear, and asked me why I didn't call that day."
Person 1: "Ugh, not again!"
Person 2: "Seriously, they ignore my calls on the reg for the whole year and then guilt-trip me for not being the one to call THEM when they just could've as easily called ME. The entire call left a bad taste in my mouth and I feel like I just ate a bad turkey, as if it was toxic or something..."
Person 1: "Yep. Happy Toxic Turkey day!"
Person 2: "Thanks..?"
Person 1: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Person 2: "No, but my problematic mother and estranged sister called me three days after the holiday, put me on speaker so grandma could hear, and asked me why I didn't call that day."
Person 1: "Ugh, not again!"
Person 2: "Seriously, they ignore my calls on the reg for the whole year and then guilt-trip me for not being the one to call THEM when they just could've as easily called ME. The entire call left a bad taste in my mouth and I feel like I just ate a bad turkey, as if it was toxic or something..."
Person 1: "Yep. Happy Toxic Turkey day!"
Person 2: "Thanks..?"
Person 1: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by AELIANA December 01, 2019
Someone who is being immature or trying to act older than they actually are; it can also be used as comeback in almost every situation possible
Example A:
*12 year old boy tries to act 14*
You pubescent turkey, get a fucking life.
Example B:
Person: Leo you fucking piece of bread.
You (Leo): You pubescent turkey don't fucking talk to me.
*curse words such as ass or fucking can be inserted between "pubescent" and "turkey"
Example C:
Person: Laura you're being a bitch.
You (Laura): You pubescent ass turkey get the fuck away from me.
*12 year old boy tries to act 14*
You pubescent turkey, get a fucking life.
Example B:
Person: Leo you fucking piece of bread.
You (Leo): You pubescent turkey don't fucking talk to me.
*curse words such as ass or fucking can be inserted between "pubescent" and "turkey"
Example C:
Person: Laura you're being a bitch.
You (Laura): You pubescent ass turkey get the fuck away from me.
by saltyturkey April 27, 2016
by Porch Turkey November 23, 2017
by FamousJew December 03, 2021
soup made a few days after thanksgiving from leftover turkey. Every american should eat it to be normal
Hey mom, aren't you gonna start making the turkey soup yet?
I am sick and tired of this turkey soup!
Only losers have never heard of turkey soup.
I am sick and tired of this turkey soup!
Only losers have never heard of turkey soup.
by gobble gobble hehehe November 27, 2010
Christine: Hey Tai, why are you loosening your belt?
Tai: Yo, my turkey bloat is rolling over my pants. I gotta get some relief!
Tai: Yo, my turkey bloat is rolling over my pants. I gotta get some relief!
by christine sixteen November 21, 2010
by SaucyMallard May 19, 2020