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turd burglar

In Quebec, the thief who follows the first burglar and the second burglar.
We arrested de first two burglars, but de turd burglar got away.
by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003
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vagina turd

baby, as in the life form produced from the act of sex
she spent 18 hours in the delivery room pushing out that vagina turd
by anonomous July 18, 2004
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Turd-douche

A nickname given to one with characteristics pertaining to immense social annoyance, homosexuality, and overall negative energy that is also hereditary.

When asked a simple question, turd-douche will reply with a complex answer that is incorrect through common sense. Ultimately leading the conversation in an unnecessary direction. Such as a subjects already covered.
The Turd-douche insisted on informing everyone that he learned "Smoke On the Water" on his alto-saxophone. Repeating the phrase in a high, nasally voice, managing to piss everyone off in record time.
by werny13 June 4, 2009
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turd collector

A person who spends his free time collecting other peoples turds. Doing so, this usually causes great annoyance to others.
by lobsterroll13 October 19, 2010
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Turdbo

1. The infamous "Turdbo" strives off of playing Runescape. Without Runescape the "Turdbo" cannot survive.

2. "Turdbo" likes to kill bundos with his toenail fungus.

3. This "Turdbo" often dumps his undies. "Turdbo" relies on his boyfriend Ryan to change his pooped undies.
"Turdbo often dumps his undies"
by Turdbos grandma September 12, 2014
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turdball

Someone or something that is a disgrace or a bad influence on everyone. A turdball usually ticks everyone off by representing their stupidity in the least valuable ways. A turdball can also be defined with the following: someone that smells like crap, as if rolled in turds. For this is why the word gets its meaning. A turdball is disliked. The word is used as an insult, not a compliment.

A turdball can also be a ball of turds, or crap. For example, a small and round turd could be called a turdball.
1. "Stop it, Allysa! You are being a turdball!"
2. The turdball walked down the street, shoving the kids down onto the pavement.
3. The toddler's mother found turdballs all over her floor. She called her husband over to clean them up before they stained the carpet.
by itchypants47 November 22, 2016
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Turd Degree Burn

(N) When you are taking a particularly steamy/warm poop, and it burns your butt hole when it comes out. Stems from the phrase, "Third degree burn"
Todd: "Dude, that shit burnt coming out. It did not feel good"
Phil: "Sounds like you got a turd degree burn. You might need some cream for that."
by Dantione the great February 20, 2017
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