Mechanically Totaled

A term used to describe a car with mechanical problems that is not worth fixing because repairs will cost more than what the car is worth.

My Volvo needs a new engine for $15k but the car is only worth $10k. I’m junking it, it’s mechanically totaled

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 10, 2023

Total Top

A gay man with internalized homophobia who wants to have gay sex without feeling gay, so he acts as the top during anal sex and does not care about the satisfaction of his parter at all.

“Hey we should 69”

“No way im a total top, your just a hole i can use”

by Rex Rraptor May 11, 2025

Totally Denised

Incredibly drunk, especially at a work event, and usually after just one or two flutes of cheap bubbles.

Sorry I'm late, I got Totally Denised last night and slept through my alarm...

by TexanStraightshooter123 October 16, 2019

Total Tranny Death

When the world no longer has any transgender people. This phrase is often abbreviated as "TTD".

Lilith Rae Nirvana: As someone who is trans, I say children should have access to HRT no matter what age. Suck it TERFs, 'cause I'm so valid <3
Everyone else: It's Total Tranny Death time.

by Urheimat December 8, 2023

totally

means definitely not in text speak

i’m totally fine

by djnwiek187382 September 25, 2021

Total Defecation

The act of shitting on top of the toilet seat and taking a roll of toilet paper sticking it to the turd and running it to your passed out friend and tucking it into their pants

Bro did a total defecation last night and the whole party thought it was the person who shit.

by illusivepriest May 25, 2020

totally available

You have my complete undivided attention.

master ,i am totally available for your service !

by zip adoda March 9, 2012