Hammered Beef

Genitals that are sore and swollen from excessive sexual activity or masturbation.

We was down all night. No sleep and now I got hammered beef today. Sore ass dick.

She walking funny today with that hammered beef. Them curtains are raw.

After edging myself 10 hours to every kind of porn imaginable I blew my ropes and put some ice on my hammered beef.

by Eaton Holgoode May 21, 2018

beef wash

The act of getting a blow job , oral sex

Yo that hoe didn't fuck but she gave me a beef wash.

by Beef steak Charlie February 26, 2018

beef in the lair

When you see Grandad eating a burger in your basement

Wanna go get some beef in the lair?

by Real_Big_Cheese September 23, 2015

Beef Cobbler

A saggy black vagina.

Dequan's moms beef cobbler is gross.

by The New Blue Waffle Taco July 26, 2014

monkey beef

An affectionate word for a Northern English man

Hey Monkey beef, how are you?

by Jeegs February 01, 2014

Lay beef

to lay beef or the act of laying beef is when a person and or persons fart, poop, or shart, without telling the other people in the room.

"glenn was laying beef while the rest of us sat by watching tv unsuspectingly"

" I was about to lay beef in the middle of a speech, but decided to hold it in."

by JERANIMAL July 19, 2009

Beef Sticker

When a girl puts lipstick on her vagina and presses it against your face to leave a kiss mark

"Yo bro that fat chick just gave me a beef sticker!!"

by Yourdadslover January 07, 2018