Bed Jelly

A substance that’s in your bed

I walked in on my mom cleaning up some bed jelly

by Bed Jelly March 3, 2019

Bed-alized

So stoned that you aren't planning on leaving your bed anytime soon.

Dude, Debra was so Bed-alized at that party. It was no fun at all.

by Halobear August 5, 2014

Bed partner

Someone you share a bed with when sleeping.

So, Lisa (cocktail waitress), do you have a bed partner?

by Laurie_From_Cincinnati August 21, 2021

Bed Slap

When you grind on your bed and it hurts when the force of gravity gets strong and pulls you down hard, you get a boner.

Boy: Hey, I just bed slapped my bed and it hurts. I got a boner from it.
Girl: Why did you get the boner?
Boy: Uhhh that’s too much info. Cya!
Girl: Bye!

by Nana my Bananas May 17, 2018

bed chocolate

A suspicious brown object that you discover upon your pillow when waking in the morning. How did it get there? No one will ever know. Not safe for consumption.

Hobo Jemima: That couldn't have been chocolate.
Hobo Cletus: Why not?
Hobo Jemima: It was too stanky.
Hobo Cletus: You're right... it must have been bed chocolate! Wait, I don't even have a bed!

by fuzzydickwumpkins January 11, 2012

shiite the bed

The act of screwing up Middle East relationships.

When his Muslim travel ban was overturned, Donald Trump shiite the bed .

by tirtle November 24, 2017

bed sugar

An alternate way to describe having sex in bed. Used by those who also use "sexy time" to describe sex.

Hey honey, you want some bed sugar?

by AmeelMD January 9, 2019