bethany read

She is the best person you will ever know. She is hot, understanding, and so amazing. She plays the trumpet, guitar, and piano. She is really good at singing and is so talented. She is also a great person. She is the best thing on this world. And you will fall for her kind eyes, and big heart so fast. But just know she will be there to catch you. -take it from me her girlfriend she is amazing.

Bethany Read is so kind.

by sparkplug201 October 1, 2018

Kerrigan Reading

A freakin ahmazing person, your best friend, and the person everyone is jealous of. She is absolutely gorgeous in every way. Shes a great secret keeper, and will always be there for you. She looks like she couldnt harm a fly butt she can kick your freaking butt if she needs too. Shes usually a very great dancer and she kicks butt at everything she does. Shes such a great girlfriend and if you didnt give her a chance then youre missing out. She can sometimes be full of herself though. If you dont know a Kerrigan Reading you should because she is the best thing that will ever happen to you. Peace out!

Person: I can't beleive I dumped Kerrigan Reading!!! She was the most amazing person ever.

Person: I so wish I was friends with Kerrigan Reading. She seems so cool!!

by duckshutup August 7, 2010

How Christians Read the Bible

By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.

Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:

Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"

Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"

Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

That don't read

From the 216
When something just makes no sense no matter how many times they say it - Usually when you caught someone cappin.

"I never cheated on you, Ja'Quez. I was with Man Man all Morning."
"That don't read. I was with Man Man all day looking for you, sha"

by 3a1l5 August 1, 2022

Reading on

When you can read someone like a book.

Girl 1: "I'm tired of his shit, I'm not gone text him anymore."
Girl 2: "Mmhmm. Bet you text him in the next 10 minutes!"
Girl 1: "Why you reading on me, tho?"

by Gman210 February 10, 2017

Reading between the lines

When you’re alternative between reading a book and doing lines of cocaine.

Guy 1: “I was reading between the lines yesterday. Nothing goes better than a good book and some top quality cocaine.”
Guy 2: “Heck yeah dude. What were you reading?”
Guy 1:

by FukuyamaRespecter September 4, 2023

Reading

You're doing it right now

If you can read this than you understand reading
If you can't read this than how are you reading this

by ispeelcorecttt June 6, 2022