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National Bring Your Pet To School Day

National Bring Your Pet To School Day. You FOR SURE WONT GET CAUGHT... Haha.
Teacher: Why did you bring your pet to school? Didn't you read the rules?!
Student: Of course I read the rules, but today is National Bring Your Pet To School Day!
by Retired Teacher x3 August 6, 2021
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My friend Greg's pet cat named Gus

My friend Greg has a pet cat named Gus. This is for him.
oh that cat there is my friend greg's pet cat named Gus
by coole29_ November 8, 2021
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don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit

a term used to tell somebody not to sweat the small stuff and get laid instead.
calm down man, don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit.
by george January 20, 2005
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pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo

another way of saying a guy gets laid a lot tail haste two contexts in this fraise the first one is referring to pussy the next one is the tail of a dog or something that special needs kids will pull on if the animal try's to escape there petting
ian: yeah bro next last year when i whent to college i pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo

chris: yeah buddy
by Rocheman4280 August 31, 2013
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Pet Simulator XZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQ

DA WORST ROBLOX GAM EVA! J8J NJN JJNMJNJNUJN
Person 1: Let's play Pet Simulator XZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQ
Person 2: NO THAT GAME SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUJEJSJSUSJSJSSUMSHJSNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!
by Reason D Alt August 12, 2023
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Bin pet

If you have a fettish for bin weevils then you are a bin pet.
by Makegoodchoiceskids March 25, 2022
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