Card Fart

When one's Debit / Credit / Whatever card misfires, fails or is abjectly declined for no apparent reason when being used to make a purchase in any PIN pad at a retail establishment.

I had just popped my chip card in the reader and IMMEDIATELY got a CARD DECLINED message. I know there's plenty of funds in there... so... it was just a Card Fart. Re-inserted it and all was fine.

by Bonemanrides March 6, 2019

Card Jitsu

A Card Game based on JuJitsu for Club Penguin virtually and physically! Card Jitsu was opened in Club Penguin during Dig Out The Dojo! The Sensei is the master of the elements of Card Jitsu.

Tutorial
Players had an opponent, they would be taken to the arena, and would bow to each other. Both players had 20 seconds to choose a card. If they failed to choose a card, one would automatically be selected when the timer reached zero. Once both players have chosen a card, they were revealed. The winner kept the card to help make a set.

Remember that:

Fire beats Snow
Snow beats Water
Water beats Fire

IT IS ALSO A TRADING CARD GAME

Footprint151: Hey Guys! Want to play some Card Jitsu?
KungfuLily: Sure I will win though!
Footprint151: Bet You!

by Wheatyboiii August 27, 2019

Dumb card

An authentication card that contains digital user data, such as a personal identification number (PIN). An example of this is usually an ID, ATM card, or any card with a magnetic stripe.

My dumb card has a black magnetic stripe that contains a digital encrypted pin that is compared to the pin I enter on the ATM.

by Moonwolf187 February 5, 2022

M card

M card: The "Menopause" card.

Menopause; the menstrual cycle (periods) ceases for life. No longer able to procreate. Usually occurs between mid-to-late-40's. Sexual freedom; pregnancy is no longer a concern.

I hold my M card, my daughter still holds her V card - or the virginity card.

by MsRose1 November 21, 2010

KKK (Cards)

When at any given point in a game requiring cards, that you hold 3 kings at once.

I had two 10s and a KKK (Cards) in my hand

by Yub Yub Shoog Doog December 12, 2021

Period Card

A derogatory term that men claim women use for convenience on their periods

Lucy, stop pulling the period card. You women always have an excuse.

by girlforgirls November 13, 2018

Card tag

Passing the office birthday card to the next person and forcing them to figure out who is the next to sign.

I got stuck near the end of the line in the card tag for Holly's birthday. Tag, you are it!

by repptile March 30, 2009