King Coom

Hardcore coomer that fought hard to get crowned the King of all Coomers.

"Dang that Eric Cooms 10 times a day. "
"Yea I think thats King Coom himself."

by CoomKing April 1, 2022

King Von

A sexy nigga who is not from 63rd and has four plus three, three plus two bodies on his count.

LIL DURK: Aye Von aint you turning 63 today?
KING VON: No

LIL DURK: But aint this yo 63rd birthday?
KING VON: BITCH WE NOT FROM 63RD!!!!
LIL DURK: OK OK CHILL

by Mansnothot69420! November 4, 2022

The Ramen King

A prophecy once told of a boy named Ethan who would rise from a chicken flavored Ramen noodle packet, and restore peace to this Earth. Some say he could throw a ramen packet farther than the Chemo King himself. Others say he could whip his foes with his extremely long ramen-like hair.

The Ramen King saved us from a galactic space whale, my nibbaz

by B4dg3r January 21, 2017

King Shmuck

The one above all shmucks

Luke Fone is the King Shmuck

by CRI8OR March 16, 2021

King Teabag

Glenn Beck

King Teabag led his army of teabaggers at the Alamo.

by LordKinbote April 16, 2009

Boba King

The embodiment of a true boba addiction. They say the tea itself flows through his veins.

Kevin is such a Boba King; the man is so bobaesic.

by BobaKing September 5, 2019

King of Rhyl

Someone who thinks they are all that, jack the biscuit and a bag of chips etc

(in disagreement at a statement or gesture) "Fuck off, you think you're the king of Rhyl".

by The actual king of Rhyl October 23, 2008