House a joint

To steal some shit (v)

Jamal: You wanna get some munch?
Marquis: Yeah, I was gonna go house a joint from 7-11 anyways

by Lil clit November 19, 2017

house troll

House troll- Roommate who loves to scavenge your food, drink your booze; make a mess and not clean up; then disappear into the room cave when there's work or help needed. They enjoy appearing and taking full advantage of parties and visits by the ladies... then once again... disappear after they scavenge the wine/ food/women that is not theirs; then scuttle back into the cave.

We just spent hours getting our party together and the house troll shows up again just in time to drink Jerry's wine and disappear out of sight again.

by skisanjose February 11, 2018

house keeper

Cleans up after nasty ass people,needs bigger tips and more respect

Oh she's a house keeper

by Hazendred January 31, 2019

hoe house

A house used sorley for the reasons of prostitution.

You know that fool be trickin' check that hoe house for him.

by KishaB December 5, 2015

Fork a house

A prank similar to toilet papering in which stick plastic forks in some ones yard with the fork side sticking up. You can run fishing wire between the forks to trip the person when they try to pick them up

1.You wanna go fork a house later, I got whole box.
2. That asshole mr.johnson failed me, let's go fork his house.

by FRANCESUCKS69 December 5, 2016

Toppers' House

1.London's most famous spot for people that would like to end their lives.

2. Where the four characters in the book A Long Way Down went to go commit suicide.

I'm so depressed that I'm thinking of takin a trip to the Toppers' House.

by The Girl You Know You Want January 4, 2010

House rape

When people show up at your house without permission. Living, sleeping, or just annoying the shit out of you.

Our friend was visiting from out of the country for a few weeks, stayed longer and now her boyfriend is still house raping us.

Our friend got "too drunk to drive" and decided to stay "long enough" to "sober up" and house raped us.

Our friends house rape us because our stuff is better than theirs.

by better than my friends December 12, 2010