Pants-card

someone's roster of sexual partners - a takeoff on the old-timey "dance card"

This really gross dude tried to take me home the other night, but I explained to him that my pants-card was full!

by Candylaw March 18, 2014

Report Card

A report card is a piece of paper that decides how much your family loves you and how young you die. It also decides when you go out to dinner next, in most cases.

Child: My report card came today!
Parent: Let me see!
Parent: *sees F*
Parent: You're disowned

by a sad child who got an F December 28, 2020

Courtesy Card

A verb, usually used in the past tense, describing the behavior of waitstaff validating identification for the purpose of age verification before serving alcohol.

This variation of the standard "carding" procedure is used when an overly polite waiter or waitress asks for the identification of a possibly underage patron, then subsequently requests identification from a patron clearly over the legal drinking age.

Waiter (to young looking female patron): "Miss, may I see your ID? Thank you."
Waiter (to female patron's obviously older male companion): "Sir, may I see your ID? Thank you."
Male Patron (to Female Patron): I just got courtesy carded.

by Dealer Dave March 14, 2011

Bush Card

Saying that if you have it, or if you do it, it is perfectly okay. But when someone else does said thing that you have done, it is a sin.

1.) Oh my god, I'm going to pull a Bush Card and say that just because you did it after me, makes it stupid as shit.

by NuggetOfSins August 28, 2017

fag card

The metaphorical card the LGBTQ+ community gets in order to say the word “faggot” or make homophobic jokes

Jason came out the other day! Officially got his fag card

by ScrewYourMom.com September 17, 2021

Gift card

An attempt to buy somebody into a line, kind of like a stimulus check.

Someone wanted more people to get in a line, this time a vaccine line, so they started offering everybody a gift card and a donut out of desperation.

by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021

Ace of Cards

the best person out of a group

1: you see Jerry over there?, he's the ace of cards of our group
2; agreed

by Uno Ace Cards May 19, 2021