Moo

A moo has a really used, loose asshole. It’s like putting a hot dog in a paper towel roll

Oberkill: “Wow moos asshole is loose”
Ace: “Yea ik jesus christ”

by madii888 September 4, 2023

Deja Moo

The feeling you’ve heard this bull before.

Deja Moo. The feeling you’ve heard this bull before.

by The Crimson V July 25, 2019

Goof my moo

The act of stroking your penis whilst taking a shit.

Man I’m really horny I think I’m gonna goof my moo

by MooGoofer May 19, 2024

moo chang

A catchphrase used by only the most amazing, diabolically funny, and beautiful human beings.

Moo chang!!!!!! That ice cream was good!!!

by anonymous January 23, 2025

midnight moos

Midnight moos is when you have a girl over but she was gross, or just bad! Like a cow.. moo

“bro, how was last night, was she good??”
“nah fam, it was midnight moos”
“jeez, she must of been bad”

by Punanichicken December 12, 2019

monksi moo

🐒🐄

“brandyn look at my monksi moo”

by milliepieswagsbae September 27, 2020

Moos

Moos is a truly unplaceble creature. Loves football and career mode. Kind of a sigma, doesn't chase but attracts. A Moos is likely to get absolutely sh*tfaced at any social function that he takes part in, ending up either knocked out on the ground or above the toilet. Moos is very tall but has a huge hunchback. Other than this he is the most honest and sincere guy you can meet.

"Who are you going out, babe?"
"I'm going with Moos."
"Oh god"

by KnackeredTbone December 1, 2022