coal goblin

A Minecraft player who continuously spins in a circle while individually dropping every piece of coal he owns.

Well Kaleb, Jacob really was being a coal goblin tonight.

by dungeonmasterjake November 20, 2019

neck goblin

A female that gives top of the line neck.

Shorty brained me so good, I swear she’s a neck goblin.

by DropDehd April 7, 2021

Cunt Goblin

A person who gobbles the female genitalia like their life depended on it.

Girl or boy1: Hey can I gobble your cunt?

Girl or boy2: Yes, of course, You little Cunt Goblin.

by Pseudoralgia September 12, 2023

goblin breath

The smell of your breath when waking up in the morning, after having a post midnight snack.

Johnny said I had goblin breath when I woke up this morning. I knew I shouldn't have eaten that midnight burrito.

by Hns89 May 11, 2014

Knob Goblin

Someone who does anything to mildly inconvenience or frustrate you.

Someone who looks like a bit of a twat.

"Boris Johnson announced the fourth lockdown, what a knob goblin ."

by Tamcus April 24, 2021

The Dark Goblin

A creature that visits you that places self doubt or bad thoughts in your head.

“Dawg I was visited by the dark goblin last night after that fight. I don’t wanna break up with her but I was definitely thinking about it”

by Real ass dude April 5, 2022

goblin friend

The goblin friend is not the same as a crack head friend. They make weird sounds. Their music taste is genuinely scary to others. NEVER FEED PAST 12 AM YOU WILL REGRET IT!!!!!!

Jake: Look there’s Rylie

Angalina: Yeah she’s our goblin friend

Jake: I’m sorry you WHAT

by Anyways_so January 19, 2021