Quarter Football

A game played between two people, sitting on opposite sides of a desk.

The object of the game is to slide a quarter to the opponent's side, with just enough power, so it sits on the edge of the desk. If this is achieved (worth one point), a field goal is awarded (also worth one point.)

The person who is scored on must make an "L" shape with both hands to form a field goal shape. The person who scored must pin the quarter between their thumbs and flick it into the space.

I was supposed to be working, but i spent the last class playing quarter football with my friend.

by roddickftw November 17, 2009

Dirty Football

the act of pressing two but holes together and simultaneously defecating into the others but hole

yesterday me and Tod played Dirty Football

by smokeyturdson November 25, 2007

American Football

American football is called Football because the ball measures a foot. Incase you inbreds only thought it refers to the use of feet and balls.

Guy 1: American football should be called handegg instead of football, they don't even use their feet!

Guy 2:... It's called football because the ball measures a foot genius.....

Guy 1: point taken

by SoIWasAtTheOffice July 31, 2011

Football player

It’s a physically challenging sport, so I have a lot of respect for football players and their work ethic. However, many encounters and witnessing of football players when they’re not on the field are usually pretty terrible. They’re usually arrogant, egotistical, and, well, mean. There’s plenty of nice ones too but many aren’t particularly nice. The football player definitions in this thread that call everyone pussies and faggots certainly do not help support their cause and they demonstrate the lack of civility that the mean ones show. In the end, it’s just a sport and they’re just athletes.

Dan: I don’t know man, maybe some football players are nice and not douchey.

by inzane118 May 26, 2020

football dad

A very hot person! Always tells his kids that they suck because they do! And his kids and family all live him very much

That football dad is so hot!

by Red nose Rudolph October 1, 2018

football goat

football greatest of all time -

Lionel Andres Messi
the god of football

'wow leo messi is on another level, its like hes not even on this earth..'
'yes, he is the football goat'

by nataliapeepee December 14, 2022

Canadian Football

Wants to be the NFL but I dont think canadians know the field is way to big shhh dont tell them yet oh and they get everyone who cant make it in the NFL

Look somewhere I the internet youll see

by T8KEM September 14, 2005