Tea Cheese

That horrible coagulated milk crap you get when your milk has gone off, or when it reacts weird with the lemon tea you just made...

Don't add milk to that, you'll get tea cheese

by HorusHeretic October 18, 2014

tea-drinker

a phrase that is related to british people as they drink lots of tea

Hey are you a tea-drinker because your accent sounds off

by lauchfromdarkages June 15, 2022

Mexican Tea

Mexican Tea: slang for poop.

"I have to make a cup of Mexican Tea"

by William J. Abernathy May 25, 2018

dutch tea

When a wrinkly old man who does not shower dips his dirty ball bag in his beer to make it a brown and dirty color.

Holy fucking fuck balls David, this beer tastes like a Dutch tea.

Shut up and drink your dirty ball water Garrett you curly headed fuck.

by Van Dammit February 25, 2015

Ass Tea

When a person eats a salad that is tainted with salmonella causing diarrhea consisting of chunks of vegetation mixed with shit.

Man, after eating that salad I scoured a turlet full of ass tea.

by Ashley James Williams June 01, 2018

Jasmine Tea

She is a special type of tea that will put on a show so she can lure you into her sticky trap and hurt you so much that you'll get depression. Trust me it happened once. She'll leave you when you need her the most. Tastes floral and sweet. Lots of benefits thought.

Jasmine Tea: I love Minnie Mouse

Person: yea no shark Jasmine tea ugh

by strawberryicecreaminmalibu November 08, 2021

Jasmine Tea

She's the song blank space, she's bittersweet, Makes me cry to the song bags by clairo.

Person: Came across a Jasmine tea today...
Person's real friend: sorry dude...

by strawberryicecreaminmalibu November 08, 2021