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Tampon TeaBag

This is an orgy based activity where someone cums into the mouth of another's with a fresh blood dripping tampon, being swaped with saliva and spit with other love bits, this process with be repeated person to person, mouth to mouth, blood, cum, and other body fluids mixing together like concrete, until it reaches the last victim, from therefore, they will then return that evening's unique concoxin, to the rightful owner of the hot chocolate mug that the kids drink out of, now to the climax of this activity where the person who cums first must drink the special cocktail tampon and all.
Did you hear Michelle the dumb bitch cumed first and had to drink the tampon teabag?
by Redrocket912 December 18, 2021
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Tembot

He has a really unique personality. Everyone who gets to know him considers Tembot being an ideal man. Many people are working on finding his flaws, but nobody has done it yet. No shortcomings were noticed. The main priority of Tembot's life is his family. That guy really deserves the fame of a true familyman. Intelligence, patience, wisdom, industriousness and sparkling sense of humor are Tembot's strongest sides. Just one conversation with him radically changes your whole life. Also has the gift of persuasion. He simply devotes himself to work. A dream of every boss. His friends are the luckiest people in the world. Even his enemies admit his supremacy and others do admire him.
- Tembot is a real hardworker!
- He definitely deserves a raise!
by The Wisdomspreader December 22, 2021
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Teapot

Yes, the word teapot is very much a stereotypical word. When I walk down the hallway, I glance to the mirror at the end of the hall to see if I am walking with limp wrists (Happy Hands). If I spot myself walking with "Happy Hands", I immediately stop and sing the teapot song. This is my meager attempt at trying to rehabilitate myself into a more manly, masculine behavior.

Unfortunately, due to a medical diagnosis of severe happyhandsitis, I have sung that song so many times, that I now know it by heart! I am able to sing the teapot song with adorable flair!

I'm a little teapot,
Short and stout,
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up,
Hear me shout,
Tip me over and pour me out!

I'm a very special teapot,
Yes, it's true,
Here's an example of what I can do,
I can turn my handle into a spout,
Tip me over and pour me out!

Obviously my teapot is filled with sweet tea and I absolutely sparkle when I sing the song ..........Happy Hands and all!

The one side effect, (I mean rear effect) of having happyhandsitis, is my tushy gets all warm and tingly and I giggle a lot! My Happy Hands have a direct correlation to the wavy back and forth movement of my tushy. I have appealed to the medical community to find a remedy or device that I can introduce into my tushy to help balance and steady the constant movement of my tushy. Because I know one thing, I don't think I will ever stop singing the wonderful teapot song!
I sing and I walk like a teapot, all the while sparkling as I go!
by Sweet li'l Stevie August 25, 2022
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Tampon baby

The result of the father wanking and busting on the mother's tampon.
by Jijovo September 16, 2022
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A fear of somone wasting your time for a small period of time.
Jeez you really have "T︎E︎M︎O︎U︎S︎W︎A︎S︎T︎A︎O︎H︎O︎B︎I︎A︎"
Whats that?
Look it up....
by ayyirakaz July 18, 2023
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Teapot

A term to describe a distinctive laugh characterized by a shrill, high-pitched wheezing sound that strikingly resembles the iconic whistle of a teapot. This whimsical expression is used to convey that something is exceptionally amusing, with the laughter being so distinct that it evokes the image of a teapot playfully releasing steam in response to comedic delight.
Holy shit that was so teapot do it again.
by Kenthim September 28, 2023
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Tampoureas

Tampoureas is a word used in a form of a Greek slang in Greece.
Tampoureas is word that defines a man who "thuggs that shit out".
ex1)I am litteraly "Tampoureas"
ex2)You are so "Tampoureas" today Jimmy,I know where you live Jimmy
by SmallDickRandy October 11, 2023
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