Lark the tart

a really bad person

Susie: Lark the tart sucks
me: yes

by cammy the dumb December 27, 2021

Fudge Sundae Pop Tart

Basically heaven in your mouth and not anything sexual. Fudge sundae pop tarts taste lit.

Fun fact: A Fudge Sundae Pop Tart is 9% of your daily calorie intake.

Person 1: I just had a fudge sundae pop tart!
Person 2: Can I have one?

Person 1: go away

by russian cat. June 28, 2023

Spoilt tart

A high-nosed horse, or someone on the proverbial high horse, who is not likely to come off it anytime soon.

Also a piece of cake, once you let the air out of the inflatable.

Look at that horse: They called him "Mr Shelby" and he acts all aristocratic.
Yeah, sort of. He's definitely a bit of a spoilt tart.

by udoldo February 07, 2022

Lick The Tarts

Big Fart Poop Eats Tarts! when a fat guy eats tarts and farts and you lick the fart cloud.

My Fat friend loves to Lick The Tarts turds

by Not a woman. I am MAN! November 18, 2017

Cajun Sweet Tart

The act of eating a Popeye's spicy chicken tender out of a prolapsed anus.

"I had to end it with Becky because she kept asking me to give her a Cajun sweet tart

by forkandahalf October 08, 2018

tree called tart

treakle tart mispronounced

a tree called tart

by xdr5t3evq3q October 27, 2023

Mexican Pop-tart

A sexual act involving a breakfast pastry, the border wall and a donkey.

We went out last night and Cheryl got the ol’ Mexican Pop-tart and ended up in Tijuana.

by Pope_it_up June 25, 2022