Septic Tank of Awesomeness

Something that looks like shit (figuratively or literally), but is actually good. Named for the Hawthorn Hawks (AFL team) whose yellow and brown uniform makes them look like a septic tank of shit and piss, yet they are awesome despite the colour of their uniform.

Dane reckons the septic tank of awesomeness are gonna kick Geelong's arse tonight.

by munkychump April 4, 2013

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put tank in a mall

Put tank in a mall is a word play. It is originally a Filipino foul word (phrase) "putang ina mo" which literally means "your mom's a whore". Put tank in a mall is often used in DOTA2 when Filipinos are asked to speak in English.

Player1: Hey, I need support over here!!
Player2: Tang ina mo!
Player1: What? Speak in English!
Player2: Put tank in a mall!

by sin-gaf May 13, 2015

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russian tank

Stalin's wet dreams ALL of your Slavic needs will be for filled the Russian tank has everything from warship turrets on wheels to blocks of Stalinist

Holy shit the russian tank tore my house apart

by Boris the tank lord December 20, 2017

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smack a tank

To defecate. Specific reference to the action of one's buttocks striking a toilet seat.

"Oh man, I have to smack a tank...I think I'm gonna have a Taco Bell Blast!"

by dorham May 26, 2006

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Clean the Tank

To get rid oneself of a troublesome or otherwise undesirable wife, fiance, or long-term girlfriend by any means necessary, usually ending in her disappearance due to an untimely death.

Hector's old lady is always on his ass about everything he does, and causing drama for no good reason. If I were him I'd just have to clean the tank already and be done with it, because she's just too insane.

by Shardo December 14, 2016

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