Taint Move

when a man is about to climax, he pushes his taint to stop the flow from getting all over the place.

Steve did the taint move so he didn't bust all over his dad's playboy mag

by Dave Bo October 30, 2008

Taint sparkles

The residue located on your gooch or area between genitals and ass hole when you poop and it is explosive.

I had to use extra toilet paper when i shit today because i had lots of taint sparkles

by daudrina February 25, 2011

tainted orange

A game played by guys where they keep and orange in their dirty laundry for several months then sees who can successfully offer it to a girl

I got Sam to eat a tainted orange

by Get reked February 1, 2018

Taint Salad

The accumulation of sweat and crotch rot that collects in your underwear on a hot day

It’s so hot my underwear is full of taint salad

by Goblin Mom August 30, 2023

Tainted Beef

When you find out a girl has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still beef)
See Tainted Sausage for a man.

Dude 1 'Bro I was gona sleep with Chloe, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, she was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect beef it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Beef'

by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018

Tainted Buffet

Where the stripper Spins on the Dance Pole and diarrhea sprays in the faces of the audience!
This happened for real google it

I got a mouth full of her shit when the Stripper Tainted buffet the audience.

by Wintyer December 19, 2021

Taint Pillars

Thighs. Guardians of the Taint.

After my 5 mile run in your mother's T-back my Taint Pillars are bloody raw.

by Clit Commander 2010 March 25, 2010