taco bellin

when you go on an adventure to taco bell.

we goin taco bellin on cinco de mayo.

taco bellin by elizabizzle. May 15, 2006

taco ejaculation

Taco ejaculation is where you take the first bite of a soft taco and some of the contents are ejected out the other end.Particularly pertinent if only sour cream comes out.Different from the taco shit where a hard taco shell cracks and "dumps" it's delicious load in your lap.

My wife wiped the aftermath off her glasses from my taco ejaculation

taco ejaculation by wolfbait51 May 20, 2011

badly packed taco 

Simile to describe the appearance of a female's genitalia, an unfortunate lady's horribly deformed fadge.

"Charles my dear boy, why on earth did you break up with that delightful Diana?"
"Well ma'ma, she was delightful in all respects other than down there, I am telling you it was like going down on a badly packed taco!"
"Indeed, one hears similar rumours of Princess Grace of Monaco, its a real growler I've heard, the staff at the palace commented it could rip your fucking arm off!"

'The Queen and I', The unofficial biography of HRH Elizabeth II, by Andy McNab

badly packed taco by Peter Cunningham May 19, 2008

Taco Grip

when holding a drill rifle there are two most commonly noticed holding positions. First is the strong grip you position the fingers and thumbs around the drill rifle and hold firmly. The other is called Taco Grip. When standing at attention with a drill rifle the hand is placed in taco shaped form there fore is refered to as taco grip. while in more relaxated conditions there is now other way to describe this hand grip, there fore it called taco grip. Term most commonly used by armed and unarmed exibition commanders.

Armed exibition commander- Alright lets get those hands back into a taco grip!
Team- Ay Sir!

Taco Grip by ThatGuy==>:D April 16, 2010

Taco Bopping

Taco Bopping is defined as Tea-Bagging performed by a female.

OMG, did you see mary taco bopping sarah last night while she was sleeping?!?!

Taco Bopping by Slang Grifter August 7, 2010

Taco Jamboree 

The female equivalent of a Sausage Fest.

Male 1: Dude, my girlfriend forced me to go hang out with a bunch of her girl friends.
Male 2: It was a taco jamboree.
Male 1: Pretty much.

Taco Jamboree by Benjamin Cannon January 2, 2011

Taco cuff 

When you mold your hand into the shape of a taco shell and firmly grasp the male genitalia to make out what is supposed to look like a meat filled taco. Then pull down. Enjoy.

"My friend is so homo for taco cuffing me on my way to third period, now I cant sit straight"

Taco cuff by Tenderiser October 30, 2011