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A cat from Puerto Rico. The cat survived many death threats and currently lives with a well off owner. It was once decided that the cat would be thrown out of a 14th floor building with a parachute on. A rip chord would be strapped to its leg so that while falling it would freak out and save its own life by pulling the chord. See "Total Badass" for more information.
"Dude, lets throw Twonkie out the window!"

"Not without a fucking parachute!"
Twonkie by Twonks September 10, 2014
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Twinkle Pop 

When an HIV positive man ejauculates in one's eye. Causing pink eye. At worst temporary blindness, but not the infection itself.
That idiot tried to give me a twinkle pop, but thank God I wore glasses.

Twinkledump

The emission of another man's semen from the anus of a "twink" gay man following anal sex.
"After me and bobby finished last night, I let him take his twinkledump on my chest"
Twinkledump by Shwagger March 8, 2017

twinkle balls 

Large set of balls with glitter on them bitches. Gleson in the mother fuckin sun.
Josh has some fuckin twinkle balls now. He sucks them clean.
twinkle balls by Twinkle balls April 9, 2017
When you are not sure which way they swing, but they definitely smoking methamphetamines.
"Is that gay guy on something? "
"Yeah he is a twinker."
Twinker by Kinkycat February 6, 2018

Twinkletown 

A mystical land infested with homosexuals with toned bodies.
"Go back to twinkletown, Will"
"They should be in Twinkletown with Neil Patrick Harris."
Twinkletown by Pubey Cock June 11, 2018

twinkle khanna 

A pornstar who open zip of man in public by her teeth
Wife of Akshay Kumar is twinkle Khanna
twinkle khanna by Born translators December 24, 2019