Nice Tates

A common phrase openly stated by the typical man, its meaning applies to two specific scenario. The first and more common one being when a woman with a fantastic set of funbags, despite having a "great personality", walks by a man who catches a glimpse of the glorious sight and will happily proclaim "Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice TATES!", expressing his joy. The second meaning is derived from the great sense of satisfaction a man gets when he imagines what a pair of nice tates would look like pressed against his face, for when something cool or awesome happens, it becomes more than acceptable to state "Niiiice Tates" as a means of defining the awesome/cool moment.

Example 1

Dude1: "Dude check out the hot bitch wearing the soaking wet white tank-top!!!"

Dude2: "Shes got some Nice Tates!!!"

Example 2

Nadsack: "Niiiiiiiiiiice Tates!"

Chick: "Excuse me???"

Nadsack" *gets scared girly look his face "Oh im sorry! I wasnt talkin bout u! It was just the moment!"

Girl: "Ur such a loser, get a haircut."

by cockjuggling thundercunt February 21, 2010

Give me them toes day

October 5 is known as national give me them toes day you much give your toes to anyone who asks you so start uncovering those feet

The man takes the girls toes because it is October 5 as he says it’s give me them toes day

by xXjesus.christXx October 4, 2018

twinkle toes

A good dancer.

Commonly used among the Polish culture, hence Eddie Blazonczyks song: "Twinkle Toes".

Refers to "a good polka dancer..."

Lucian: "Hey Stachu, you should go dance with that hot 'Twinkle Toes' over there!"

Stachu: "Yeah, she can really dance to Eddie B!"

by h0twings January 28, 2012

finger toes

(n) The toes on a foot that enables the bearer to palm a basketball with their foot.

Wow, those finger toes are creepy, man.
Thats kids, only five foot five and can lift a basketball with one foot.

by eleis January 12, 2009

Topest

to be superior or exceed the standard

Guy 1: "hey {insert yugo name here} are you a weapon"

Guy 2: "yeh im a weapon"

Guy 1: "what kind of weapon"?

Guy 2: "umm, a top one"!

Guy 1: "how top"?

Guy 2: "the topest" !!!!

by unclejoe December 20, 2008

Titty Toes

When a naked girl puts pants around her knees and jumps up and down furiously trying to pull them up without success, all the while her breasts flopping about provokatively.

Sarah was on her titty toes for five minutes last night.

While Sarah was on her titty toes her boobs jiggled wonderfully.

Sarah's titty toes drove Nick crazy.

by Connor Herrington October 14, 2006

Tinsel Toes

A term which describes the somewhat festive act of one person eating tinsel; and then later asking a sexual partner to gently wiggle their toes up their rectal passage. As well as giving intense pleasure to the recipient, the tinsel will have passed through and becomes attached to the giver's toes - just like a special festive gift.

Advisory: seek qualified medical advice before consuming tinsel. Keep short toe nails to avoid injury. Probably just don't do it.

"My tinsel is passing through - give it to me with your toes". "Oh yes, Sev! Now look at my lovely tinsel toes!"

"I can see you have tinsel on your toes. How kind of someone to gift you their passing tinsel."

by DV8tion November 22, 2011