by I watch funny cat videos February 01, 2017
by flingtoncircle February 10, 2012
a peeping tom may simply stalk someone or may take it further, planting hidden cameras in and around the stalked ones home.
by the candace! March 18, 2004
When used as a transitive verb, to screw someone or something over in a completely gratuitous gesture of amoral nihilistic sadism. Can be shortened to "DeLay."
Us Military personel are really being Tom Delayed twice -- first they're sent to Iraq and then, upon their return, their veterans' benefits are getting cut. Joke's on them, I suppose.
by Rupert Smithers March 15, 2005
The most overrated actor ever; a complete moronic ass-hat douchebag of epic proportions. Undeniably and completely insane, a self-proclaimed scientologist who will pull any publicity stunt to avert attention from the fact that he is wholly a flaming homosexual. These stunts (such as stating he would eat Katie Holmes' placenta at the time of their daughter's birth, etc., etc.) have served to all but ruin his career to the point that only Oprah is tool enough to allow him to appear on her show. His is a classic case of maniacal insanity.
Hey Mike, you want to watch Top Gun?
Hell no Jeff! You really wanna watch that Tom Cruise fruitloop
pulling on a flight yoke in a Liberace reacharound fantasy???
Get the fu*k outta here!!
Hell no Jeff! You really wanna watch that Tom Cruise fruitloop
pulling on a flight yoke in a Liberace reacharound fantasy???
Get the fu*k outta here!!
by Ill Bill B Illin' August 31, 2007
by The Real Banana Peel May 26, 2010
An extraordinarily uncomfortable pair of canvas slippers that offer no arch support and will give you a sprained ankle every time you wear them. If you buy a pair of TOMS Shoes, the company will send an identical pair of these dangerous shoes to a child in a third-world country so they too can roll their ankle and walk with an awkward gait.
TOMS Shoes are made of unstructured canvas and cloth, making them even cheaper than the Chuck Taylor. They are popular with hipsters and kids that think they can save the world by buying things for themselves.
Wearers of TOMS Shoes truly and honestly think they are helping poor children by giving them free shoes; however, wearing TOMS may be more hazardous than going barefoot.
TOMS Shoes are made of unstructured canvas and cloth, making them even cheaper than the Chuck Taylor. They are popular with hipsters and kids that think they can save the world by buying things for themselves.
Wearers of TOMS Shoes truly and honestly think they are helping poor children by giving them free shoes; however, wearing TOMS may be more hazardous than going barefoot.
Aspiring Hippie NYU Student: - "I wear TOMS Shoes so an orphan in Columbia can get a free pair of shoes!!!
**rolls her ankle**
"Dammit! Not again..."
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Teen Girl: - I can't believe you're selfish enough to buy Asics! if you bought a pair of Toms, like the Jonas Brothers, some poor kid would have free shoes
Runner: - TOMS Shoes will give the child a lifetime of podiatric issues, why would I wish that on anyone? Know What? As soon as Asics gives away free Kayanos to Africa, I'll buy ten pairs!
**rolls her ankle**
"Dammit! Not again..."
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Teen Girl: - I can't believe you're selfish enough to buy Asics! if you bought a pair of Toms, like the Jonas Brothers, some poor kid would have free shoes
Runner: - TOMS Shoes will give the child a lifetime of podiatric issues, why would I wish that on anyone? Know What? As soon as Asics gives away free Kayanos to Africa, I'll buy ten pairs!
by White Guy on a Bike July 18, 2010