1000 pound

A really fat person. Obese Man or Woman. This is used for anoying fat people who are very obnoxious. Angry Fat guys with anger issues. Fat women who hate skinny girls.

"That 1000 pound wanted my number."
"That 1000 pound is giving me and my skinny pants the evil eye."
"He is dating that 1000 pound."

by MariAntonia July 16, 2006

Pound Salt

Pound salt jerk off masterbate till you cum. Pound is the action; that cause's ejaculation. Salt refers to the semen; (tastes like egg whites mixed with saltwater).

Pound Salt down a rat hole;means go screw someone in the ass till you ejaculate.

I asked the boss for a raise he told me to go Pound Salt. The second time I asked; he told me to go Pound Salt down Rat hole.

by beckband August 11, 2007

four pound

It's what happens when you get raped by a dirty hooker and you get a rash on your nipples or balls.

billy: dude i walked home from tommy's last night and this skank ran out of the alley and raped my genitals.

tony: its all good billy, i had a four pound last week and my balls are smooth as eggs.

by bennypotsmoker March 7, 2007

sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag

Wearing clothes too small, being too heavy for your clothes

Man...look at that 300 pound woman is size 5 jeans. She looks like sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag.

Dammit, I'm getting too fat for my clothes. i feel like sixty pounds of shit in a forty pound bag

by Zadok the beast February 27, 2009

Brown Pound

The amount of money paid in total (over a month) to you whilst you're doing a poo at your job.

Any money earnt using the Brown Pound method is spend on binge food, drink or general crap.

"I get paid £5.00 an hour. I worked 24 hours over the past month, which means I earnt £120.00.

I spent 2 hours in total doing a poo over that month. That means my company paid me £10.00 to do a dump. Yay! Lets buy cookie dough!"

And thus, the Brown Pound is born.

by Peachixx February 27, 2007

pound house

A reference to the violence within the American prison industrial complex, pound house is commonly used as a noun describing the actual violence within prisons utilized by both guards and inmates.

The pound house lies in the future for all American convicts.

by Roland Kage February 13, 2012

cunt pound

When a girl is sitting on the bed and you get a rolling pin and beat her cunt numerous times before sexual intercourse.

I am going to cunt pound you before I fuck you.

by Fatty Patty-Mandy The mop head June 24, 2016