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what a nut

When your heart can't take it anymore and you're just like "What a nut". Used by multiple Alondra's and is used when someone is aesthetically pleased
by rexatemDOughNUT July 31, 2018
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Little Nuts

Term usually used to describe a lanky twat with tiny acorn like balls.

Also know as Small balls, due to high intensity masturbating continuously emptying his sack of sperm quicker than it can be produced.
Adam Campbell’s got proper little nuts fo real.
by Chocolate Wrists September 17, 2018
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Nut of shame

The ‘nut of shame’ is when someone deeply regrets having sex with someone, or beating their meat to someone/something
“I regret ever fucking Tiana ugly ass bro, even though the head was fire I definitely busted a nut of shame”

“At least you didn’t beat your meat to her on facetime. Definitely a nut a shame.”
by lulbaby.c May 1, 2019
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sad nut

a sad nut is a term used for explaining whenever a person is so sad that they feel that only "busting a good one"
is going to get their mind off of the sadness that is slowly creeping into their soul

another name for this term is "depressive masturbation" but not many use it for it is way too long and also very TMI
hey man, Carly broke up with me so it looks like im busting a few sad nuts tonight lol

hey, im really sorry to hear that but also TMI dude..

hey fuck you.

fuck you.

*friendship ruined*
by bigtiny February 26, 2019
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Stealth Nut

A sealth nut happens when your gf/wife is unable to satisfy you sexually so you bust a nut while she is next to you in bed without her knowledge. This is incredibly difficult to pull off however it can be done.
E's wife was on her period so he busted a stealth nut. Legendary.
by HolySip September 29, 2019
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mindful nut

The big O that transcends reality.
She was meditating and masturbating simultaneously; resulting in an amazingly mindful nut.
by UD Hero December 24, 2017
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Nut-shaker

A condition in which a man's genitalia quiver when aroused
That girl is so hot, she's a "nut-shaker"
by kpmac97 October 16, 2017
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