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by Cheekclapper 3000 August 16, 2019
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house-of-reps

noun. Short for the House of Representatives; one of the two houses of Congress, where mass debation (a pun on masturbation) occurs. Thus, the term 'house-of-reps' can be used to humorously and perhaps more subtly indicate one's prior engagement in the act of masturbation.

verb. 'house-of-repping' - to debate on a mass scale, ergo. to masturbate.
Friend: Sup mang, watcha do these holidays?
Me: Well, let's just say I adopted a very hands on interest in the house-of-reps.
Friend: Lawl, me too. Federal politics is the shiz.
Bystander (possibly female and attractive): You guys seem pretty cool... How bout we discuss world affairs back at mine?
by 2alluh8ers July 7, 2011
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Fork a house

A prank similar to toilet papering in which stick plastic forks in some ones yard with the fork side sticking up. You can run fishing wire between the forks to trip the person when they try to pick them up
1.You wanna go fork a house later, I got whole box.
2. That asshole mr.johnson failed me, let's go fork his house.
by FRANCESUCKS69 December 5, 2016
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Toppers' House

1.London's most famous spot for people that would like to end their lives.

2. Where the four characters in the book A Long Way Down went to go commit suicide.
I'm so depressed that I'm thinking of takin a trip to the Toppers' House.
by The Girl You Know You Want January 4, 2010
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House rape

When people show up at your house without permission. Living, sleeping, or just annoying the shit out of you.
Our friend was visiting from out of the country for a few weeks, stayed longer and now her boyfriend is still house raping us.

Our friend got "too drunk to drive" and decided to stay "long enough" to "sober up" and house raped us.

Our friends house rape us because our stuff is better than theirs.
by better than my friends December 12, 2010
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Dark House

A game normally played while under the influence. Meanwhile sitting in the dark with several people reminiscing and telling stories.
"Ah last we played dark house. "
by unforgettablek November 14, 2011
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hoe house

A house used sorley for the reasons of prostitution.
You know that fool be trickin' check that hoe house for him.
by KishaB December 5, 2015
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