The drink you thought at the time was a good idea but you didn't manage to drink. More often than not you will mistakenly have a good slug of it in the middle of the night before you realize it has a massive amount of alcohol in it. Bed swill can often be the final straw to making you bucket drunk.
I was too drunk to finish that ridiculously strong end if the night drink. I woke up parched and had a huge swig of it before I realized it was a whiskey and cola, not a plain cola. I'd totally gotten away with not puking until I drank that bed-swill.
by Foxy Bonnet July 4, 2014
Get the bed-swillmug. When booking a hotel room for yourself, you request two queen sized beds. One for which you eat in, the other is for sleeping. The eat bed is the closest to the door.
by Spirited Chaos April 22, 2023
Get the Eat bedmug. by Mrbute September 1, 2023
Get the Bed Wombmug. by Damien Darrell August 15, 2021
Get the Benji Bedmug. A suspicious brown object that you discover upon your pillow when waking in the morning. How did it get there? No one will ever know. Not safe for consumption.
Hobo Jemima: That couldn't have been chocolate.
Hobo Cletus: Why not?
Hobo Jemima: It was too stanky.
Hobo Cletus: You're right... it must have been bed chocolate! Wait, I don't even have a bed!
Hobo Cletus: Why not?
Hobo Jemima: It was too stanky.
Hobo Cletus: You're right... it must have been bed chocolate! Wait, I don't even have a bed!
by fuzzydickwumpkins January 11, 2012
Get the bed chocolatemug. by yumbigbabe November 4, 2018
Get the Whore Bedmug. An alternate way to describe having sex in bed. Used by those who also use "sexy time" to describe sex.
by AmeelMD January 9, 2019
Get the bed sugarmug.