no you won't
by obscureharrypottercharacter March 16, 2023

by Adujasty343 July 12, 2025


When Louis Tomlinson was asked what it meant when he named his first studio album Walls, he said a wall is a wall, and there was nothing deeper in it.
by jaquenfayre December 7, 2020

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024

by Rad200308 January 5, 2018

by agrenade August 17, 2023
