This is a scatological maneuver between two homosexual men. One man sits down on the toilet to take a crap. The other man sits on his lap facing each other, nipple to nipple. They both agree to take a crap at the same time.
Hey Flloyd, there is only one toilet in here and we both really need to poop. That's ok Melvin, we can just do a Chinese handshake.
by fdafadfdfass April 2, 2017
Get the chinese handshakemug. When a woman greets a man by reaching down with her hand and gently cupping his balls, usually with a little shake or a soft squeeze. This greeting is common in bars in Panama where working girls can be found.
While having a drink at the bar a working girl came up introduced herself, smiled and then gave me a Panama handshake.
by Bunny Love September 10, 2014
Get the panama handshakemug. The act of taking part in an upmarket game of Soggy Biscuit within a large tent in the grounds of a country House. Where instead of a Digestive or Rich Tea the target is 8 perfectly cut handcrafted Lemon Biscotti interspersed with almonds and drizzled in Madagascan honey.
by PeterW2410 November 23, 2021
Get the Hollywood Handshakemug. "Even though Frankie and Carla only knew each other for a couple days, on one drunken night, they took part in a LOVE HANDSHAKE"
by Rebecca July 6, 2003
Get the love handshakemug. "I gave a five-year-old a Jersey handshake last night, everyone was cheering me on until the police came"
by Whiteboynigga August 9, 2012
Get the Jersey Handshakemug. When you have your hand on your erect penis and another guy moves your hand in such a way that it is similar to receiving a hand job, but not as gay.
by johnnyboy1122334455 September 1, 2012
Get the Polish Handshakemug. Passing a warp of cocaine from one person to another without being noticed. As used in "Shameless" (Channel 4 UK)
by ezy732 March 6, 2009
Get the Colombian Handshakemug.