boat zone

absolutely crazy and fucking insane group of edgy teens on discord who do nothing productive. All are chads in the server, except for one bitchass motherfucker called "bonk lord" who should do the funny (death)

Man, this place is a mess!

Yeah, It's totally boat zone.

by Bonk Lord March 17, 2022

Missed The Boat

To not take advantage of something in time.

When Jerry turned down the promotion, he soon discovered that he really missed the boat.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 4, 2021

Boat Show

When you commit to attend an event (such as a party or work function) then opt out of your commitment for a very weak or inexcusably lame reason.

A generic description used when you do not know where a person is at that current moment.

Example: "I told my friend Sarah that I would go with her to trim her dog's toenails, but then I boat showed her. That bitch was crazy to ever think I would help her do that. Sheesh."

Example: "The babysitter boat showed us tonight."

Example: "Is the IT guy around? I really need him to look at my laptop computer which died again."

"I think the IT guy is at a boat show."

by HoneyBoatShow February 11, 2013

Dragon Boat

A place where two males can openly engage in oral sex. Usually one of the males consumes extremely spicy wings, and proceeds to blow hot air (fire) on the partner’s dick.

“Hey man, wanna head to Dragon Boat later?”

“Sure, I’ll grab the wings!”

by Dicktionary2222 February 5, 2019

mental boat

When you're high. You may often sing rap songs.

"I'm on a boat!"

"This mental boat is fucking awesome!"

by boats boats boats September 18, 2009

boat prop

When a man named gene get on a large man's schween and spins for joy

Ryan gave gene the boat prop

by The leger February 18, 2016

to Jon-boat

1. The act of discrediting a political opponent, regardless of military service record, by making truthful, searing claims about his/her character and past actions.

2. Battering by a shallow-draft, flat-bottomed boat with three bench seats.

Origins: The capitalized J distinguishes this from the jon boat (n.) and is a reference to both Jonathan Swift and Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz), but not John Kerry, as he spells his John with an 'h'. See, also, swiftboat and jon boat.

Did you watch him just Jon-boat President Bone-spurs on the Late Night Show without even mentioning his small hands?

Sometimes there is a need to Jon-boat orange and yellow men before they get too comfortable in their jackboots.

by PoorRicardo June 29, 2018