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witted

The state of being reached by spending years being hyper-intellectual, socially anxious, misanthropic, and amateurishly scientifically educated.

People in this state believe they have found a neutral and realistic state if being because they are pop-science fanatics and highly pompous. The often cite "science" as an explanation for any phenomena and happily denounce the existence of God or religion as a personal thrill rather than intellectual discourse.

Their lives are often very cold and antisocial and they seem to get along better with computers than people and only let science to their doorstep,meaning they don't exercise, practice good hygiene, or maintain decent social relations for the betterment of their mental health.

It should be noted that these individuals are not autistic but are occasionally mistaken for those on the spectrum. A witted individual must have originally had regular outlook and habits but regressed into a state of wittedness.

The word is an ironic indicator of idiocy marked by the fact that the individual lacks wit and therefore is clouded by a compulsive desire to express their wit and partake is mainstream societal standards of intelligence.
"Why does Kyle keep posting covid vaccine articles on facebook"
"Ever since he got out of highschool and got isolated with his video games he became a little witted"
by tabegipocu August 30, 2021
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i have witnesses

a cop out you use sometimes when someone else says they didnt do something you told them they did. sometimes it can happen because of drinking a lot over the years and it would make you think that. or if ur just drunk af. it can also happen because you just wanna fake rat on someone for fun.
guy 1: hey you broke my push broom!

guy 2: no i didnt because i dont remember it breaking when using it.

guy 1: i have witnesses!

guy 2: your crazy

guy 1: no im not!

guy 2: *talks under his breath* boy i bet he drinks alot!
by nobody else here October 23, 2017
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Witness a murder

You watching someone get killed from a distance
Yooo , I just witness a murder im shaking really bad
by z12fruadin December 29, 2024
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Outside Wit’ It

Someone whose been inside the house for far too long & is ready to bust a move in the streets & wild’ out!!!

According to NYC legend, the term was first made popular by Itsbizkit in the World during the Lockdown of 2020
Yerrrrrrrr! You can stay In the crib , I’mma go ahead & slide … me & my people’s outside! outside wit’ it!

You know the vibes wit it! Outside Wit’ It”
mugGet the Outside Wit’ Itmug.

I'm wit' you when ya right

Im with you when you're right means to be in agreeance with another individuals statement about a particular topic.
Beyonce: Its tough dealing with fame and being in the public eye. Megan Thee Stallion: I'm with you when ya right
I'm wit' you when ya right means she is agreeing with beyonces statement.
by Step D. June 9, 2021
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Colossal Half-witted infantile fantasy.

A childishly naive ambition
Being a princess is a colossal half-witted infantile fantasy.
by EyeForEye December 31, 2024
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Fuck wit sum

Telling a woman you like them and want relationship. Or maybe a one night stand
Say bro look ol girl over there go holla at her.

Bet!! Say love fuck with sum

Hey girl I like u fuck wit sum
by Herd meh!! May 24, 2023
mugGet the Fuck wit summug.

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