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...and so the universe began. 

An exclamation following a flatulence that most likely contained large amounts of gas and particulate matter under heat and pressure.

A casual phrasing to laud one's expulsion of hot, moist and unsanitary bodily gasses.
After releasing a large, loud and wet volume of air from ones bowels, they may say "....and so the universe began."

See also "FudgeHorn!"

the unknow rebel 

The Chinese shopper that stood in front of the chinese tanks during the 1989 protest in Tiananmen Square.
Dude, what ever happended to him?

the ultimate 

Real one
the ultimate by Saetern June 5, 2018

The Umbrella Academy 

Literally one of the greatest shows of all time, features one of the best televised plots of all time, and guess what? its a comic book series too! If you haven't, go watch The Umbrella Academy because it is the best show ever, enough said.
Person 1- Bro have you watched The Umbrella Academy?
Person 2- Dude its my favorite show!
Person 3- What's The Umbrella Academy?

Person 1- Go watch it ASAP its the best show ever.

Asphyxiate the Unicorn 

Just another thing to call masturbation. I guess there are just never enough ways to say it.
Larry's daughter was upset when he said he wanted to asphyxiate the unicorn, as she loved unicorns. She was more upset when she realized what he meant, and he started doing it front of her while playing xbox.

Residue On The Upper Lip

I see Derek's got residue on the upper lip.