Squeeze-n-wheeze

Similar to a wake and bake, it is the act of enjoying your weed in the morning accompanied by freshly squeezed orange juice.

Person 1: "hey Mike, you need to get up and change for work"
Person 2: "okay, I'm going to squeeze-n-wheeze first"

by Dirty hoodlatch 69 February 25, 2018

Squeezed benzed

A act of convincing someone to believe a piece of elaborate misinformation, that is told by another person as a joke

Usually to successfully squeeze benzs someone you must be in a situation where the opposing receiver can not google the actual information, in result of your goal being actually believed

Example was made in 1/2024 when the subject matter wasn’t correct

Yo did you hear squeeze benz got crashed his car and got arrested

After a longer time of convincing and the subject understands that you are feeding him misinformation

You got squeezed benzed

by Iloveketamine January 3, 2025

Party squeeze

The moves you make to compact your body so you can squeeze through a large crowd of people to get outside, to a bathroom, to the bedroom, etc. Common at house parties and concerts.

There was at least 70 people at that party. I had to party squeeze my way through the crowd just to get to bathroom, which was broken, like usual.

by Slasha26 May 18, 2011

squeeze tits month

month of october you can squeeze any girls tits

johnny have u heard it’s “squeeze tits month”

by tittysqueezing October 1, 2020

squirt and squeeze

when you are trying to hold in diarrhea.

Josh was pulling a serious squirt and squeeze the other day. It was just sad to watch.

by shitbreadmaster May 20, 2012

Squeezing the straw

an activity people engage in for the pleasure of getting their straw squeezed😏

Bautista likes squeezing the straw. The straw is his

by appleeeegirlll July 13, 2024

dick squeeze

A person that’s just being dumb or annoying.

Also asswipe

Example One;
Paul: *pulls Johns hair*
John: Yo Paul you’re a fucking dick squeeze for that

Example Two;
Nickolas: Oh shit I had the grinder in my pocket the whole time
Daniel: how didn’t you realize it was in your pocket you fucking dick squeeze

by Coupeex150 January 2, 2024