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The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage

The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage are first off and foremost, a guild of loyal Toast machine fans. We pledge our allegiance to the flag of the united truths of Rockage. These truths are as follows:

1. To live and to rock as hard as possible at all possible times
2. To help others live their lives to the fullest in the ways of true Rockage.
3. To promote Rockage and truth of its being to all.

We live this way because Toast Machine has called upon us, and it was said "as we set out on our noble venture - to bring true Rockage to the world - we shall face much difficulty. We summon thee to our aid!"

And as the message was said, The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage (TRWOTR) said, "It shall be done!"

All RWOTR start out at the rank of a lowly page, and shouldst they show glory in the field, other ranks are made available, such as Squire, Infantry, Cavalry, Knight, Knight Lord and Lady Knight.

We are in the ranks of the greatest alliances to have ever walked the face of this planet and we shall continue fighting until the great troubadours Toast Machine know both fame and success we their rocking music.
We are the Righteous Warriors of True Rockage.

To bad your band doesn't have Righteous Warriors of True Rockage like Toast Machine.

To be one of the Righteous Warriors of True Rockage, you must first possess only the noblest of mind and valiant of spirit.
by t-rav is balla December 9, 2008
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rocked in the buttcheeks

1. a phrase used to describe any act where something is done to a person behind their back or unknowingly.

2. something done to someone without their authority or appoval.

3. basically sticking to someone without them knowing it
- hey dion left his computer logged on
lets post a queer message under his name
- he got rocked in the buttcheeks
by CHRIS ARTIS November 26, 2006
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Rocking The Red

Having hate sex with a woman while she is menstruating.
I heard Mike hooked up with Sarah last night after the office party even though she was having her period. He was rocking the red.
by ihavepantson May 22, 2011
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Throwing Rocks At The Sea

What u want do when a partner pisses u off
she pissed me off im throwing rocks at the sea
by Vacant December 22, 2005
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Rocks the Cock

Meaning something is just so awesome that it's like you are fucking it just looking at it.
by SquidyKitty January 1, 2015
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Rocking the Red and Blue

A phrase that Mr. Lindsay uses constantly which has no meaning other than to sound cool. It is also used to pump up students... but it works for neither. One theory is that it means to "Give Praise to Jay County's School Colors, Red and Blue".
"Alright we're here on Jay Today Rockin' the Red and Blue. We're really pumped, We got a Diver goign to regionals and we got the Girls basketball team going on to sectonals. We're just Rockin the Red and Blue over here. oh yeah!"
by Scotty February 14, 2004
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rigor rocks the bounty

The "Rigor" comes from "Rigor Mortis". The phrase itself means to really, really rock the bounty.
Finding that pantload of cash rigor rocks the bounty!
by YHWH October 10, 2004
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