loaf of ugles

A way to say someone is hideous in a cute way.

"I know he's your boyfriend and all, but he is a loaf of ugles."

by Merpface April 26, 2014

Loaf

Big fat booth bitch you love

Yo that’s my fucking loaf right there!
Yo what up loaf

by yeahyeahyeahyeahyaehyaehyaeh January 7, 2022

Loaf

1. (n) Buttsex
2. (v) To have buttsex with/rape anally
3. (v) To completely dominate/pwn

1. We had a good loaf last night on the kitchen counter.
2. Fuck dude. Troy just loafed me in a creepy white van.
3. I spent all night loafing noobs on COD.

by FuckYeahMontana July 9, 2010

Loaf

A woman you’ve bread multiple times is a loaf.

Me and Suzy are going steady for 6 months, she’s my loaf.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Tiddy loaf

So you take two tiddy

And put them together

Tiddy loaf

Friend: Are you okay?
Me: Tiddy loaf

“Oh my god

What’s this?

Could it be
TIDDYLOAF?!?!”

“There are no accidents
Only tiddyloaf”

All hail
T I D D Y L O A F”

by The ultimate evil March 12, 2021

muffin loaf

When a vagina has lips that are large enough to stick together creating a singular shape that resembles a loaf of bread that must be sliced before being eaten.

"Damn, she has a nice lil muffin loaf on her and I'm about to get me a slice!"
"Some people like an innie and some people like an outie, I personally prefer a nice muffin loaf."
"This bathing suit is so small, I feel like my muffin loaf is showing."

by anonymous May 1, 2023

Loafed

When one male takes multiple loads in one’s ass by multiple males back to back with no rest in between loads.

No to be confused with being Bread which is define; when one male takes one single load by another male.

OMG… my sling just arrived by mail I can’t wait to set it up and get loafed at my birthday party tonight.

by Str8forpay July 5, 2024